yourplayersaidwhat:

(Context: our dm has a bit of a thing for making really obvious mimics out of plants.)

Me, a tiefling duel wielder: Not the f$&@ing plant again!

Our other fighter: I cast a trap on the plant.

Our dm: The plant is knocked away…AS THE PEDESTAL ATTACKS VAHL(my characters name)!!!!!

(Collectively): OH GODDAMMIT!!!!

banishedquasiroyal:

listen if your support of trans people being trans is conditional to whether or not theyre nice to you, youre a transphobe

BIG FUCKING MOOD

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

danceswithunworldly:

space-age-babe:

this physically stripped 5 years of my life away and i want it back

timeforlupsopinion:

Kravitz, half awake in the middle of the night, in a cockney accent: it’s getting better

Taako: what happened to your accent

Kravitz, in a posh accent: sorry, it’s getting better 

Taako: ???? why are you british now lmao

Kravitz: what is he normally?

Taako: he??????????? you’re you???

Kravitz, in a normal voice: ugh, me

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Taako, later, to the Raven Queen: hey boss is my boyfriend fuckin HAUNTED? 

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

so i was looking up antique cars like ya do and i found the dodge deora line of cars which looks like this

and i noticed there wasn’t any visible doors so i looked further and just

what the fuck is this nonsense

powermove; call baseball caps and snapbacks bonnets

trilllizard666:

candlemass-snapback:

megaceros:

megaceros:

commission for @snowyartemus

Rowlet and quality jiggles

Fun story: in maya if you don’t locate the jiggle to a certain part it jiggles all the body. Not in a cute way

He’s just having a good time

rowlet off the shits