imagining leaving dark souls style tips in the supermarket. flaming letters on the floor “try roasting cauliflower”
Ahh, produce…
therefore Bagging required ahead
Cereal aisle ahead
in short Praise the cart!
Can’t wait for Apple to come up with augmented reality glasses, so that other companies can make better and cheaper alternatives to theirs half a year later.
my girlfriend just stopped us mid-movie night to explain to me how neurons work. i love her.
me: babe, i love you
her, very quietly: i love brains




