gearlic:

o ya i never posted this here pff (i love kardala)

mayor-gear-solid:

momnar:

maximum-overboner:

pyreo:

What does happen if you die in DnD? Do you just… stop coming to the sessions?

you die in real life.

#the dm takes you out the back and shoots you like a lame horse

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opt1gan:
“ cant wait to have enough $$$ to support mario
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opt1gan:

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cant wait to have enough $$$ to support mario

filibusterfrog:
“gamzee/sollux fusion
”

filibusterfrog:

gamzee/sollux fusion

candystrippers:

I had a very young kid with a hereditary heart condition come in today to be seen. My colleague excitedly told him that I play “that ‘dungeons and dragons’ game just like you do!”

The kid deadpans me with “I DM for 8 people who keep splitting the party, I think that’s why I’m really here.”

Relatable, kid, relatable.

themightytor:

voce-morti:

psychosis–suggestions:

Therapists aren’t people who you “pay to pretend to care about you”, therapists are people you pay to teach you how to care for yourself

Me: I am violently depressed.

Therapist: Oh! Sounds like you need to do YOGA! That will help!

Me: *signs up for yoga*

Me: *is violently depressed in Downward Dog*

Me: I hate myself and only see my flaws

Therapist: ok lets refocus on things you like about yourself. This week i want you to try and journal about good things you’ve for yourself and others.

Me: *does the homework* yeah but i still hate myself but feel bad cause i shouldn’t

Therapist: feeling like you shouldn’t hate yourself is a step in the right direction. Mental health is complex and isn’t something that will ~magically~ improve. We have a lot of hard work head of us but I’ll be here to help you.

TL;DR stop perpetuating the idea that therapy is unhelpful because the results are not instantaneous.