edge-horsu:

Friendly reminder that people can enjoy MLP at any age and mocking them and insulting them for enjoying something you don’t is terrible.

thebootydiaries:

pipermccloud:

thebootydiaries:

gabberdoodles-7:

thebootydiaries:

harrypotter0423:

thebootydiaries:

artificial-happyness-of-a-heart:

thebootydiaries:

textposts-idk:

thebootydiaries:

thecoffeediary:

thebootydiaries:

millennials are so stupidt,,, like,,.. get off ur ipohne,,,,g o 2 outside,,,,, take an entire shit on the e leaves of the outsides……losten to nature u stupit bicth……u disgustenign,….the real friendship is in person not online,,,….t he only emoji u need is Outside……run and tell that…,,.i miss 1436 when we Talk To Each Other and Die A Lot

The excessive misspells are cringe-worthy 😖

i turned off autocorrect and turned on,,, Auto Real Life Friendship

At least millennials can spell

the only spell i need is,,,.. T he Spell Of Nature’s Beaty,,,,, kms if u agree..,,

You do realize that you’re using millennial “talk” by using “kms” and “u”, correct? And also, commas (especially so many) are not needed in the statements you’re making. By the way, autocorrect was meant for the millennials, according to your logic. Because I’m just guessing you were alive before the smart phone. Then again, all the things you use today, technology wise, is more than likely here because of the fact people don’t want to go outside but instead want to expand how we think and not how we behave. But, I’m just a millennial so what do I know?

my young grass hopper,,, do u realize i am Save u…..every morning i break my legs just 2 survive so don’t u dare come at me about intelligents.,… Smart Phones bu t Dumb People..,,,u care about Apple iPhone but i care about the Apple i shoved up my ass,,,, think before u speak

You should think before you speak because you said “kms if u agree” kms, means kill myself, correct(I’m actually not sure)? Also “the Apple I shoved up my ass” why the fuck would you shove an apple up your ass? Also, get off Tumblr if you think people should go outside. Instead of typing that, why don;t you go outside and leave everybody the hell alone

i didnt riske my life to come on tumblr.com and be disrespected,, listen 2 me.., u put the apple in ur colon because the nature go inside u…into ur heart,smh shaking my honest. we r not the same. u think about bae fleek….i;m thinking about thos beans,,,,u like LSD screen.,, i like EYES screan,goodbye harrypotter0423

How is the aple suposed 2 go to ur heart from ur butt

digestion boi

Guys, don’t bother. Booty is a horrible shitposter. By horrible I mean that she fails to make it a funny sort of shitpost. She tries to be funny and fails.

im screamign why my name booty

siobhanrobotnik:
“@robustquestioner
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captainsnoop:

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

homestuckbloodswaps:

I heard there were new trolls and did these asap. Theyre both super cute :0

grifalinas:

Don’t assume because someone likes a character means they condone their actions, but also don’t assume that because someone likes a character means they sympathize with them in any way shape or form. It is in fact one hundred percent possible to love a character with all your heart while also being the first in line to throw them headfirst into the sun at the first given opportunity because they are a giant pile of garbage with literally no redeeming qualities.

turing-tested:
“ turing-tested:
“uncomfortable with how many gamzee lookin mfers there are but ceesix is litterally just kanaya with a cape. how did we let hussie get away with this
”
@C11 i dont trust like that
”

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

uncomfortable with how many gamzee lookin mfers there are but ceesix is litterally just kanaya with a cape. how did we let hussie get away with this

@C11 i dont trust like that

lord-kitschener:

You can’t get busted with receipts for being creepy and predatory towards people if you aren’t creepy and predatory towards people


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pottersir:

harry immediately after discovering tom riddle’s diary absorbs ink: hello magical book my name is Harry Potter and my age and address and credit card information and password is

kellyclowers:

“Alex they’re mushrooms” is the new “Harold they’re lesbians”