nikorys:

agentoklahoma:

Mmm qué dices

I JUST REALIZED THAT “MMM QUÉ DICES” IS THE TRANSLATED VERSION OF MMM WATCHA SAY 

Esto es tan triste. Alexa juega despacito

pembrokewkorgi:

canon-lanque-bombyx:

waluigings:

tag yourself: children’s series that aren’t Harry Potter edition

@pembrokewkorgi

DEPRESSED BASTARD, YO!

i find it extra funny that percy jackson is dumbass bastard because he is a dumbass who is a bastard

clarste:

ciryes:

80sanime:

dingdongyouarewrong:

concept: anime catgirls but instead of being weird hypersubmissive fantasies created by horny dudes they behave like actual cats and just do whatever they want, give zero fucks about anyone else, and eat all your food

Fun fact: The shoujo manga Star of Cottonland, written by a woman and considered the originator of the kemonomimi/catgirl trend, is more or less this!

patrickat:

humoristics:

Me irl

credit

What happens next will shock you.

hypermeatman:

strenght acquired

kaijuno:

trashytoclassy:

aestheticsandyou:

Didn’t Attila the Hun also have a meteorite sword?

cause a weapon made from a rock from the heavens is fucking tight now and it was cool then too you losers

If you had the option to have a not meteorite sword or a fucking meteorite sword of course you’d pick the fuckin sick ass sky rock from god

star metal is rad and can kill gods themselves

sexyminion:

ruby: so I think when we fuse we should do a british accent

sapphire: yeah

the-thrill-be-damned:

pressurizedpleasure:

The punchline of this comic is the truest thing to ever exist.

#is this a chuck tingle novel

sosuperawesome:

Necklaces / Earrings / Bracelets

Claycessories

See our #Etsy or #Jewelry tags

yourplayersaidwhat:

I was playing DnD with a couple of my friends. I am playing a sorcerer who just happens to be a incarnation of death. (Every time I died I rolled a d4 and had to subtract that from my constitution. As long as I was above 0 I would come back to life after a short time) I was traveling with a rogue Me to was not aware of my ability) when we came across a skeletal Minotaur. The fight ensued a d I ended up getting gored by the Minotaur killing me. The rogue continues the fight as my character just lies there bloody. Fight ends rogue is bloodied but still standing…

Rogue: that was tough

Rogue (OOC): that was short

Me still dead

Rogue (OOC): I’m going to loot the bodies

DM: you find (enter item) on the minotaur

Rouge (OOC): the sorcerer too

DM: ok (smiling)

Rogue proceeds to walk closer to me

Me: Hi what did I miss

Rouge about shits his pants in and out of character