forensic files narrator: … and he left his finger prints on the door knob…
me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you absolute fucking idiot
i’d be really curious to know what percent of queerbaiting is
a) an intentional marketing scheme to stir interest in the project and attract certain fanbases (lgbtq people and young women) vs.
b) members of the creative team genuinely wanting to write queer characters but the corporate side of things forcing them to tone it down vs.
c) they legitimately did not realize how gay something would come across
d) fandoms shipping two people who stand next to each other for 4 seasons and never have a speaking role
every potterstuck au neglects the idea of alpha rose sending dirk and hal to hogwarts and the following bullshit that only two rowdy boys from texas could pull
‘Why do I need to take defense against the dark arts? I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn’t factor into the solution at least in some way.”
hal enchants a mcdonalds cup to keep his sweet tea cold and all of the other students are horrified
hal: YAINT
all of the other students, crying:“What do you MEAN it takes dark magic to splinter my soul? I did it like. twice before breakfast yesterday. Is that not supposed to happen?”
he figures out the enchant to make the statues alive so he can fight them hand to hand

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I love it. Great post. Fantastic. Have a wonderful day
Thinking about making an alien race and each embodies a zodiac sign maybe yes I think that would be cool
One thing I haven’t decided on is what they’ll look like. Maybe I’ll just make them look like humans but with a weird skintone. And add like one or two extra details that humans don’t normally have
liking it so far. i think it would be cool if like, all of them talked in different annoying ways
Oh yeah that would be a nice individual quirk for each of them, set them apart from each other
You should give them tentacle dicks.
what if they were raised by the animal their zodiac represents like if leo was raised by a lion and cancer was raised by a crab, but like alien versions





