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insanekirby:
“yugirimistwalker:
“commanderfreddy:
“ durbikins:
“ “ Heavy Slam deals varying damage depending on the weight of both the user and the target. The heavier the user is in comparison to its target, the more damage will be inflicted. The...

insanekirby:

yugirimistwalker:

commanderfreddy:

durbikins:

Heavy Slam deals varying damage depending on the weight of both the user and the target. The heavier the user is in comparison to its target, the more damage will be inflicted. The base power varies as follows:

120 base power, if the target’s weight is less than or equal to ⅕ (20%) of the user’s weight.

Mudsdale is so damn heavy that when it uses Heavy Slam, it can reach a Power Level of 120 on any Pokemon that weighs less than 184kg. This includes over 700 of the Pokemon in the current dex.

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ok just to put into comparison how goddamn heavy this horse is

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regigigas, a legendary pokemon said to be capable of moving entire continents, weighs less than half as much as this horse. why is this horse so fucking heavy

why is this horse so fucking heavy

The answer is actually pretty straightforward.

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joycew-blog:

tuulikki:

swan2swan:

swan2swan:

punished-ned:

welcometoyell:

knightofleo:

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

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Dad loves you and feeds you. But he is also dumb and feeds you a wonderfully done wagyu steak. You are 3 days old.

Okay, but check out this video from mid-May 2022 of a Kestrel Dad who just kept piling up voles and mice beside his babies when the mom was injured/killed/mia’d by owls…but then watched one of his babies just swallow a lizard and went “OH. I can feed them small food!” and learned to tear it apart!


EDIT: There’s a not-zero percent chance that this could be the same dad???????? The source is the same–Robert E Fuller–but they could be different birds. 

UPDATE: Not only has Mister Kes learned to feed his chicks all on his own…

….the three chicks who were taken out of the nest for intensive care after the mom disappeared were put back in, and he just started feeding them, too.

He’s a single father of six who does not possess the instincts to feed even one of his offspring, but he learned and adopted that behavior without difficulty and is now hunting and providing for six kids all on his own. 

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Originally posted by ten-piece-mcbitchass

Apparently all of the babies have grown up and have left the nest. This video shows the last one leaving the nest with a bit of help of the same person that took care of the other three chicks in the previous video.

iamnotlanuk:

you could have just said cow but no you said cowboy and sexualized it

fallowsthorn:

annabelle–cane:

schrodinger’s chekhov’s gun. a detail in a story that looks like it should have some big payoff but it’s too early to tell if that’s relevant or if the author just has a passion for lovingly describing guns.

schrodinger’s chekov’s occam’s razor: you find an inconsistent or inaccurate detail in a work that would be brilliant if it was foreshadowing a plot twist later on, but it’s too early to tell whether the author expects you to be smart, and the simplest explanation is that they fucked up

headspace-hotel:

lizardlicks:

stephreyna:

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For context, Kevin Manthei was the composer for Invader Zim

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THIS FUCKIN KID’S LINE…ORIGINALLY WAS A NOTE FROM NICK

https://youtu.be/mLU2DcE6A_A

I FUCKIN LOVE THIS SHOW

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WHAT

may all the censorship stories come unmasked now

aimchatroom:

newtkins:

newtkins:

what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once

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sindri42:

argumate:

your honour, I did not read the terms and conditions, in fact I closed my eyes and clicked the mouse at random which the software incorrectly assumed constituted a legal and binding agreement on my part.

*I high five my defence attorney as the prosecutor grinds his teeth*

I mean we joke but it has literally been determined in a court of law that a checkbox does not constitute a signature and an average EULA is not a valid contract.

bart zimpson

Anonymous

tropicalwave:

Yeah

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@monsterenergytwink​

askpredetor:

askpredetor:

>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

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Every 200 notes I wake up to, I see some familiar faces and learn that some of you just have this post ON STANDBY to remind yourselves not to whale for the new bland twink. 

Proud of you guys

zonaisona:

zonaisona:

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

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