androxibot:

jesterfurbies:

polyamoryavengers:

zooophagous:

That stupid post about why women and queer people love cats has still got me all fucked up because like a cat is a small animal that is wholly reliant on you it can’t live in your home without your permission and you have to actively and willingly keep it there and this chucklefuck is mad that this animal, that has no decision making power over its own life, doesn’t adequately return the “emotional labor” of being cared for as if the cat understands feminist theory or philosophy in general.

Like the cat weighs seven pounds, you can cut his balls off, and you literally legally own him. If you don’t like having him around you can easily remove him. You aren’t in an abusive financially dependant relationship with him because he’s not a grown human man its a CAT

Here’s the link to the clusterfuck of an article this is referring to.

my cat: doesnt come when called once

me: you know this is really such an avudove tactic of you. How about you stop upholding the patriarchy and go live someplace else

I read this as self-satire (good g.d I hope this is satirical) but you know who was there when I was deeply suicidal last year? Bitch, my roommate’s cat. He was always there when I needed him, it was uncanny, almost as if he could sense it - I would be spiralling out of control in my room and suddenly there he’d be, scratching at the door, meowing to be let in. He gave me all the damn love he had in his tiny body and I’ll forever be grateful for him.

cats are pure. its not their fault they sometimes have owners that cant tell the difference between a grooming mood and a playing mood or who never do what it takes to maintain a healthy cat or doesn’t attempt to bond with their cat.

jilkos:

“COUP D’ETAT”
Maida Ghide, Ishmil Waterman by Ishmil  
Fashion by Theodora Bak 
Accessories by Angostura.
See full exclu @fgukmagazine

bisexualgambit:

My poor French teacher today was talking about the word “cell phone” and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy….. which led to

Professor: Isn’t that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don’t we say that in English.

One brave Student: …..because it’s slang for a handjob

Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.

modofpitchpatch:
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modofpitchpatch:

succubuspony:

‘‘She was my best friend in Tartarus.. And so much more..’‘

(Umbra is open for asks as well!!)

GO here for your daily stomphorse needs!

vieratheartist:
“I love everything about this.
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vieratheartist:

I love everything about this.

peppylilspitfuck:

beachdeath:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Okay but this is the better headline:

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lightlydodie:

hey uhh if anyones still confused theres nothing nsfw about being gay there are gay kids and if you think puppy love between straight kids is cute but puppy love between gay kids is gross then you are in fact homophobic

kymal:

the whole party when the DM starts to play that background 14th century tavern music:

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moisemorancy:

thetrippytrip:

So proud of you for this. Nobody else stepping up is the reason we as women get scared when dealing with strange men. Because she like this be happening and nobody wants to say anything and even when somebody does the attacker usually gets hosyile for not getting what they want. That shit is scary. And you know a black man is in more danger for getting involved than a white man. Because of our fucked up society - if he had been a white man that defended himself against a child predator, he would never have been cuffed. To the men out there, please do something if you see something, it is never wrong to stand up for a child who may not have a voice to speak for themselves.

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