Silver Tongue
mindareadsoots:
“Oh, absolutely!
I want somebody to draw a comic of Connie reacting to Nephrite’s facet number.
“Wait! Did you say Facet-413?”
“Umm, yeah…”
“OuO”
“Why are you looking at me like that?”
“And isn’t Nephrite a type of Jade?”
“I… I...

mindareadsoots:

Oh, absolutely!

I want somebody to draw a comic of Connie reacting to Nephrite’s facet number.

“Wait! Did you say Facet-413?”
“Umm, yeah…”
“OuO”
“Why are you looking at me like that?”
“And isn’t Nephrite a type of Jade?”
“I… I suppose so…”
“Why is everything always so wonderful?”

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mamoru:

mamoru:

[inhales]

no matter how much you like the detroit game. please. please do not get an identification number tattoo.

i can not believe there is actually a need for people to say this

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found here

yeah

i do not want to out whoever got the tattoo. but. if you know someone considering doing this, stop them

beinganocturnalsoul:

discord: goes down for 1 minute

everyone:

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peopel whove only heard the remix: 

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Me an intulectual:

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Alphys should have gotten a roomba
Anonymous

from-93-till:

themaynards624:

Can’t… stop… watching

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galwayghost:

iwuvdragons:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I went to see Bo Burnham’s new live show and I brought my cat with me because, idk, it seemed like a good idea? So Bo was doing his comedy thing and all was good until he stopped mid-song and yelled to “put the lights up!” The audience was all. “Haha, okay maybe this is just part of his act,” but then he singled me out and asked, “Is that a cat in your lap?” I had no choice but to answer that it was because it was obvious and I was not going to LIE, everyone can see that it is a cat. It turned out that my cat had been sneaking off to Bo Burnham’s house every now and then and he thought it was a stray and he had gotten kinda attached so now Bo and I co-owned a cat together.

I am SO dissapointed this is a dream and not a real thing

Honestly, this is so in character for Bo, i didn’t notice the username until you mentioned that it’s a dream 

i would watch the shit out of a office/b99/p&r style sitcom thats set in a spaceship full of crazy aliens and like 3 humans