thejonymyster:

klezmer-un-anarkhizm:

me when i talk about ska

smacksart:

Tres Horny Boys!

lightsintheskye:

Me trying to take pictures in Master Mode. 

cairo-overcoat:

porrimmaryam:

porrimmaryam:

cairo-overcoat:

cairo-overcoat:

dirk mastered using a little porcelain man to kill you as a joke and then never used the skill

1. i have never been more delighted to be wrong

2. he has DEFINITELY not mastered it which makes it better, look at him. he gently slaps that kringle right into the crowbar and then gets brained by the other jack

1) honestly that’s impressive in of itself like. arent those things porcelain? smacking it against a crowbar would fucking demolish it. so its sturdy

2) fucking idiot literally consciously chose to bring out the pastel santa in a fight against a overpowered cyborg and its clone (but rainbow devil-fied) …like what the fuck

he didnt know how to use it….oh my god……dirk this isn’t the time to try it out

if dirk doesn’t put himself in the most stressful and dire situations possible he’s not winning

not to mention that hte crowbar it stopped ist he strongest item in the game. The juju breaker is by far the most powerful weapon due to its ability to destroy artifacts of cherubic origin with only the caledfwlch and the porcelain santa. Now the caledfwlch was forged using a fragment of the judgement clock that caliborn destroyed. it begs the question, what the fuck is the santa made of

haveatazday:

follow them on fantasy twitter

halpdevon:

i cant believe it took me 60 episodes to finally meet the second half of the world’s greatest duo

seenothinginthelight:

we stan a legend

uglyfun:

hi welcome to my perfectly Normal gym nothing abNormal to see here :] 

kramergate:

im sorry for making so many kitchen nightmares posts but i just watched an ep where a patron found sand in the food and the owner came out and explained that the sand was supposed to be there and he shouldn’t have ordered it if he didn’t want sand

argumate:

what I like about this is that it seems to have captured the exact point at which all three of them simultaneously realised the implications of this moment.

you can look from one to the other and it appears that each one is thinking the exact same thing.