parkerpete:

bunjywunjy:

publicschoolstories:

There’s someone who has their iPhone named “hot single horses in your area” and they airdrop people pictures of horses randomly. Nobody knows who it is. Once, during an assembly, the laptop that the projector was from had airdrop turned on, and in the middle of a presentation about bullying, it popped up in front of the entire school.
HOT SINGLE HORSES IN YOUR AREA WANTS TO SHARE AN IMAGE.
A picture of a horse, with text in bubble letters over it saying “available”

whoever they are they’re my hero

marisatomay:

garashirs:

garashirs:

broke: rating people by number (like: “shes a 10”)

WOKE: rating people by song

babe ur so africa by toto

new ask meme lmk what song u think I embody

blackwatchguide:

Welcome, Hammy!

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doctra-sea-pea:

adventure time is wild as hell

ancient-soul:

cupofcoffin:

me, visibly crying tears of joy and love: holy shit

now every man who makes a show set in some historic or fantasy-historic time period now has to have incredibly jacked actresses, for “historical realism”

chefpyro:

theurlgoeshere:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

When you kill me I drop bottles of ice tea and strategy guides for role playing games

It’s all hypothetical, of course. I’m flagged plot essential

Too bad we’re running on Morrowind’s system.

kaijutegu:

justnoodlefishthings:

kaijutegu:

justnoodlefishthings:

kaijutegu:

justnoodlefishthings:

justnoodlefishthings:

why are christian animation pieces so fucking hellishly ugly…how you gonna attract kids to your faith with nightmare fuel cartoons

my god

and I thought the Leo the Lion elephants were bad…

I love Leo the lion! :) It’s my favorite movie! :))

Uncle Lope is judging your taste.

well since we’re talking about lions and the Lord how about my favorite lion themed christian movie Joshua and the promised Land :)

…oh christ i haven’t seen that one yet

if i wasn’t technically supervising a lab right now…

spacentric:

What a beautiful boye!!
Bonus:

andishouldhavekissedyou:

fullmetalfisting:

woke-up-on-derse:

whatever locks him up is still a win but holy shit believe women or eventually you’ll see it yourself

“Let’s hire an alcoholic abuser. Hell behave around us guys, right?”

Fuck this guy, I didn’t like him before I knew he was a wife beater and I’ve not watched a movie of his since. Don’t support this asshat or any production he is in. I’m sick of seeing him in the news, I just want to see his ass in a jail cell.