the comedy gold gag where someone is asked for something extremely specific, and goes like “god damn it why would I- Do I look like the kind of a guy who would just have 48 ferret harnesses laying around?” and then everyone blankly stares at them because now that you mentioned it, yes, indeed they do. As a matter of fact, that is the most perfect description of this man, one that nobody could have come up with, but which is exact enough for anyone to pick him out of a crowd. The more exact, the better.
And after this pause they’ll just give up and groan “ugh, fine. I’ll go get the harnesses.”
This is the internet, we can't suspend our disbelief for even a moment.
Nope lol the dex is law, blastoise the large armoured turtle is even lighter than charizard and cammerupt’s core is 2x hotter than the surface of the sun
I like the idea that most of the pokedex is exaggerated because its written by 10 year olds
i think it’s time for bed I couldn’t remember the word “foal” and i thought to myself “horse sapling”
antlers, a thing that horses have
I WAS TIRED
You and me both
@headspace-hotel I hope you don’t mind, but I had to try my hand at drawing a ‘horse sapling’! and @hummerous I added a unicorn horn to replace the antlers you mentioned :P
THE HORSE SAPLING
There’s a post that starts with this ^ image, that looks like what the grown-up would look like.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
