Silver Tongue

tastefullyoffensive:

Took me a second.

hey

fckmeintheassihatethisname:

a-tergo-lupi:

Just gonna leave this here 😊

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suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

reverend-spines:

captain-forehead:

the-sunshine-cult:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

blackness-by-your-side:

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this 👆🏾

Do these straight people just like

Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them

heteronormativity is a hell of a drug

May I add:

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Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.

And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”

This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.

mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????