ok so I met Tommy Wiseau and asked for a cheek kiss pic and he got really into it. he asked if he’d met me before and i was like “yeah once, you made fun of me for being short.” and he just totally ignores that and goes “haha you’re so beautiful can I pick you up?”
so he picks me up and starts just swinging me in circles while there’s a huge line of people waiting and I didn’t know what to do so I started singing “you are my rose” at him
not sure what else i expected from tommy. he gave me a necklace though. it says “you’re good but be better”
Nobody can convince me otherwise that this man isn’t some sort of Fey being that just appears and creates chaos out of any situation he’s in.
You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s……..
now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020
is it too early or can we start screaming now
“to the media, don’t blow it out there that ‘it shouldn’t have happened’- because - it does happen” wrow wrow wrow 26 people were gunned down HOURS AGO and this texas fuck with a cowboy hat is already making sure no one tries to prevent this sort of thing from happening again by talking about gun control lmao! holy phuck
