Silver Tongue

peppapigvevo:

serhardcastle:

thecoolsumist:

Everyday Objects Made Unusable by Giuseppe Colarusso

I bet Guiseppe Colarusso is a shit roommate

the-wondering:

thatpettyblackgirl:

it just continued to get so much fucking better

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I am so here for this

whyyoustabbedme:

Think of the minor crimes and false accusations. There were several deaths of inmates shot by police trying to escape prison to avoid starvation.

gemster:

Bismuth’s expressions this episode was literal mood

setheverman:
“nice
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nice

setheverman:

nice

nice

paranetics:

marsixm:

me: *holds up a strip of paper that says TWIN PEAKS*
me: *folds the paper together until it just says TWINKS*
[x files music plays]

Please fucking bring back vine I’m so sick of reading these posts because I swear I can see them.

hanaxsongs:

Pearls are a servant caste, described by Peridot as being “someone’s shiny toy.” They are expected only to serve and be submissive and obedient, simply waiting on their owners and not acting independently in any way. Pearls typically fulfill tasks such as holding their owners’ belongings and serving as footmen, opening doors for their masters; they are expected to consistently exhibit subservience by remaining silent unless spoken to and remaining a few paces behind their superior when walking with them.

mind stats you should dump depending on what class you play in dnd

molllymauktealeaf:

molllymauktealeaf:

barbarian: honestly any of them, but that’s irrelevant because barbarians are designed to have those stats dumped we gotta get into the Real hot takes

bard: listen most people would say wisdom BUT you should dump intelligence. be an idiot who can talk real good

cleric: dump charisma. live out your low charisma dreams. you have Good Plans but nobody listens to you because you cant talk well. be cassandra

druid: dump intelligence!! live out your woodsy dumbass dreams!! you know that leaves exist maybe!!!!

fighter: dump wisdom. be reckless. punch a guy. punch TWELVE guys. get kicked out of a bar. get into fights and then get Out of them

monk: listen monks are supposed to be spiritual and knowledegable  shit but u know what? dump intelligence. be dumb punch shit

paladin: dump charisma. make your god hate you with how bad you talk to people. smash things with your holy light and shitty social skills

ranger: again, dump charisma. animals > people. eat leaves and weird people out

rogue: dump wisdom baby!! you got +7654354678 to stealth and nobody can Stop You from being impulsive if they dont know where you are

sorcerer: dump intelligence or wisdom. in fact, dump both. talk yourself out of any situation you get into because ur reckless and dont know shit

warlock: same fuckin thing, dump intelligence and wisdom. have a good time. u dont know how u got into ur pact and u probably dont care because now youve got sick magic powers

wizard: dump wisdom!! sure ur super smart but somebody could be 25% behind a rock and u wouldnt see em! blast spells at a moments notice!!! live ur dreams!!!

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NOW WE’RE TALKING

only-fragments:
“did i meme right
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did i meme right