Silver Tongue
gun-mom:
“this is my one and only contribution to this fandom
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gun-mom:

this is my one and only contribution to this fandom

cherringo-sama:

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

scarletgoldenthorn:
“lethal-cuddles:
“shadows-rise-as-darkness-dies:
“ the-armed-utahn:
“ phruxx:
“ stynalane:
“ dxisybuchanan:
“ everythingcanadian:
“ ariaste:
“ wildhaunt:
“ everkings:
“ kid-communism:
“ combatbooty:
“ 1) they expensive bruh 2)...

scarletgoldenthorn:

lethal-cuddles:

shadows-rise-as-darkness-dies:

the-armed-utahn:

phruxx:

stynalane:

dxisybuchanan:

everythingcanadian:

ariaste:

wildhaunt:

everkings:

kid-communism:

combatbooty:

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

engagement rings: HACKED

Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably.

thanks edith

Because youre just as married with a $200 ring as you are with a $20,000 ring. And stores like Jared, the Gonorrhea of Jewelry™️ throw unoriginal designs and bullshit adverts that we dont fall for.


The fact that so many people are so much more concerned about the price of a ring than the emotions behind it is probably a pretty good explanation of why modern marriages don’t last. If you have to look at your check book before buying the ring you want to give your fiance, then don’t fucking marry her.

Bruh, love does not eliminate the need for financial responsibility. My dad didn’t propose to my mum with a diamond ring, but they’re still together over 20 years later so you know, maybe the price of the ring doesn’t actually fucking matter?

“Hey I know I’m in debt now and I won’t be able to provide for us, but at least I didn’t look at my checkbook before buying the ring!”

What’s more telling is that asshole thinks marriages will fall apart if you don’t buy expensive ass shit. If you have to essentially bribe your partner then there was no love to begin with. If your love is true then it doesn’t matter if the ring is cheap

franksino:
“ everets:
“ I want this to be a gif where it zooms into the turtles face and he does a little grin like ” I’m about to eat the sh*t out of these melons” ”
OK.
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franksino:

everets:

I want this to be a gif where it zooms into the turtles face and he does a little grin like ” I’m about to eat the sh*t out of these melons”

OK.

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bedeviled-dotty:

bedeviled-dotty:

And so our story begins…

[Hello everyone! Welcome to the anthro bunny reboot of Bedeviled Derpy! Thank you all for staying around to see what will unfold!

There is a 10 page intro comic before asks open. I’m going to update two pages a week, adding each page to this post and reblogging each time it updates until all 10 pages are together.

I look forward to what everyone thinks!  

If you want to show your support via donation there are multiple options found here: http://bedeviled-dotty.tumblr.com/donate 

THANK YOU!]

A new page has been added!

homo-nerd-grizz:
“ that-twink-over-there:
“ thekinkygrad:
“Internet find I had to share 😂
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ASDFGHJKLZX
”
The biggest lie here is a twink accepting chubby boys
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homo-nerd-grizz:

that-twink-over-there:

thekinkygrad:

Internet find I had to share 😂

ASDFGHJKLZX

The biggest lie here is a twink accepting chubby boys

professorelemental:

mysharona1987:

mysharona1987:

Um…at the risk of sounding snobby here: Do the elitist GOP get that the house doesn’t even look that good?

Not that I’m judging: I grew up in some mediocre places too. It’s fine, and there are certainly worse places. I agree with her: It was likely fine to grow up in.  

But it’s a pretty mundane and rundown. By any standards.

But it’s a standing house. So apparently, per the Republicans, she’s a limousine liberal.  

No, seriously: The guy is presenting the house like it’s a grand frigging $10 million dollar mansion or something. 

Meanwhile, the Republican “man of the people”;

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aelinsilverpine:

lianabrooks:

weareoracle:

chuckyzoopa:

thedaniverse:

thedaniverse:

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

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Originally posted by exploratorium

It’s an awesome idea tho

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

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I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

kunstlich:

rvlvrocelthot:

rvlvrocelthot:

marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.

This post didn’t age well lol you couldn’t pay me to kiss that crusty bitch

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