scotchtapeofficial:

blotter-acid:

blotter-acid:

blotter-acid:

From now on, I’m going to greet all my friends like porn bots.

this speech pattern is kind of familiar.

hey is there any chance that tommy wiseau is a … no.. it couldn’t be, haha

……… 🤔

scottandhiskind:

lesbianshadowcat:

hickey-hiccups:

organasrey:

the lesbians Yelled and were heard

Wait why do lesbians like chris hemsworth? Im not trying to sound condescending or anything but im genuinely puzzled and curious 😶

he plays thor and lesbians love thor also he just seems nice! he’s big

side note, is chris hemsworth playing himself? like playing chris hemsworth as a MIB like how michael jackson was trying to be an MIB

potoobrigham:

He believes in you.

kittydragonlove:

charredasperity:

If you’re 20-26, click here for a repressed memory 

Im 18 and OP you ripped my soul from my body, shoved it into purgatory, let it get eaten by a monster, get regurgitated, retrieved it, and thrust it bad into my completely unprepared body i hate you

This activated my fight or flight response

fakehistory:

Freddie Mercury appearing on the UK version of ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?’ (Circa 1989)

chefpyro:

the-entire-curry-fandom

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blackwatchguide:

Los Muertos ending ft. Amelie B)

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thejoanglebook:

perfectly-balanced:

captain-ariel-barnes:

captain-ariel-barnes:

This privileged ass white boi in my psychology class said “killing people is justified when its population control because we don’t have enough resources for the people that don’t contribute to society” and this other kid said “okay Thanos” and the entire class lost its shit laughing.

UPDATE: He says he’s pro-life.

Disappointed but not surprised.

(The only difference is that Thanos doesn’t discriminate between poor and rich and who can and can’t ‘contribute’, his method is completely random.)

Soooo this boy is worse than Thanos?

another big thing is that we DO have enough resources for EVERYBODY but capitalistm and propaganda keeps the rich hoarding all the resources

genderflaccid:

showerthoughtsofficial:

‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, ‘Yeet’ is for distance.

Yeet: str

Kobe: dex