Silver Tongue

captain-cargoshorts:

heedra:

glumshoe:

goldengun:

furbies have forward-facing eyes. they are predators.

#or they could be scavengers who are not predated lets not get too black and white#its possible furbies just have no natural predators and also scanvenge corpses.

a single glance at the beak shape of the average furby dissuades notions of them being primary scavengers. they do not have the tools necessary for stripping meat and cracking bone. however, forward facing eyes could still indicate a primarily-herbivorous omnivore, as we see in many primates. the jury, as often in nature, remains out.

nothing about furbies is certain

yelnatszeroni:

voidrat:

13mo:

if you arent thinking about the giant contaminated catfish in the chernobyl nuclear cooling pond then  fuck you

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I saw those boys!! They’re not just radioactive big or whatever. They have no predators so they can just grow and grow. Additionally, when tours go through, they give you biscuits to toss down to them, so they’re big fat boys!

no radioactivity fr?

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moon and sea spirit.

henrywasnthereaskanyone:

cloudfreed:

twerkyvulture:

a-gay-homosexual:

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

me when im hungry

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lukevalentineart:
“EAT PAINT
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herecomesberrypunch:

It… it wasn’t my fault!

swordlesbianvraska:

transgooglesearches:

Why is social dysphoria not talked about a lot?

Because people would rather present trans people as suffering due to an inherent aspect of our existence rather than address the transphobia in our society. Similar reason to why gender dysphoria is presented as a universal trans experience and gender euphoria is never remotely addressed

excuse me everyone i have something to say;

kassasaurus-rex:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

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hank anderson is technically a millenial

 im so pissed that they looked at a 50 y/o man today and was like “ok this is how we’ll model a man who’s 50 y/o in 2038” instead of looking at someone our age and going “holy fuck how are these bastards going to act at 50”

he wouldv been 600% hornier for androids if they did this right

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just so everyone knows i DID get rheumatoid arthritis typing all this and i WILL die in 7 days, thank you and may god forgive me and @kassasaurus-rex

#hank anderson has dabbed before and will dab again

Hank: You know, connor is a valid troll name
Connor: I have absolutely no idea what that means

pencilias:

varusai:

deathcomes4u:

catsbeaversandducks:

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Wow!

Video by Ed Trist - Photo by Nicole Lewis


oh my god why do Lynx sound like bad impressions of themselves what the fuck

my last two brain cells trying to communicate 

dubbed pokemon voices

smatter:

thegirldownthelaine:

shinyreuniclus:

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winona is going to jail

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HAVE FUN IN THE FUCKING SLAMMER WINONA