loloftheday:

If you think the headline is funny, read the article.

chefpyro:

you: mowing the lawn

me: shaving the house beard

shreks grass was just hair that was green because they had trouble rendering grass

thequantumqueer:

Fact #1:
laser sights don’t help your aim; they’re highly inaccurate at any range longer than a couple dozen yards and only good for rapid target acquisition

Fact #2:
absolutely every precision shooter knows this

Fact #3:
almost nobody else knows this because movies have erroneously taught people that snipers paint a red dot on the target’s chest before they shoot them

Fact #4:
any nazi who notices a red dot on their chest while giving a speech is going to immediately stop talking and get off the stage, probably while shitting themself

Fact #5:
laser pointers are cheap, legal, and easy to conceal, and unless there’s smoke or dust or something in the air, theres no way to know where it’s coming from

gunsandfireandshit:

chefpyro:

someone help me find the “horny people have no rights” double d audio post

yo

sindri42:

kira-vera:

prokopetz:

marina-lalonde:

prokopetz:

I think the Splatoon franchise’s greatest innovation is explicitly establishing that Inklings are dumb as hell, because that way they don’t have to do any backflips to justify the plot. Everyone involved canonically has the mental acuity of a bowl of porridge, so just go with it!

*emerges from the depths of hell, one of few octolings to ever make it out alive*

HEY DO YOU LIKE PULP IN YOUR ORANGE JUICE??? DO YOU LIKE FUCKING PULP IN YOUR JUICE YOU WEIRD LOOKING SQUID???? WHO DID YOUR HAIR

Not that Octolings are much better. To put it in D&D terms, where Inklings dump-stat Intelligence, Octolings dump-stat Wisdom: technical brilliance paired with all the common sense of a sponge. We are talking about a people who lost a war because it never occurred to them to buy longer extension cords.

P

The salmonoids have developed advanced technology and are the only race capable of surviving in the oceans, but their lack of tactical skill and the deliciousness of their eggs causes them to regularly be slaughtered by inkling children taking a break from the turf wars.

conclusion, if someone can get a single inkling, salmon and octo to work together, they can rule the world

pearl-likes-pi:

WHAT 👏 WAS 👏 THE 👏 REASON

• (language and volume warning) 
  

jetito:

woomy from the other side

bedeviled-dotty:

bedeviled-dotty:

And so our story begins…

[Hello everyone! Welcome to the anthro bunny reboot of Bedeviled Derpy! Thank you all for staying around to see what will unfold!

There is a 10 page intro comic before asks open. I’m going to update two pages a week, adding each page to this post and reblogging each time it updates until all 10 pages are together.

I look forward to what everyone thinks!  

If you want to show your support via donation there are multiple options found here: http://bedeviled-dotty.tumblr.com/donate 

THANK YOU!]

Page five, with a little backstory!