thecomfyknight:
“It was costume day at work today
”

thecomfyknight:

It was costume day at work today

peanutbuttergamer:

ryanphantom:

ME, EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE

Wow, this has a lot of notes, haha. 

ladyananas:

quintessentialbeings:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was in a mall with my friend and then suddenly his watch started beeping and I asked him why he had an alarm set for 3:00 and he told me that it was because it was Wendy’s time. Immediately after, we found a Wendy’s and when we walked in, all the employees were chanting “Wendy’s time” and it sure was something.

sometimes i worry about the people on this website and their weird experiences and then i notice their username

sometimes i worry about my willingness to shrug off stories like that like “eh it’s wendy’s, weird shit happens there”

 - september (bass boosted)

xekstrin:

xekstrin:

Ghost NPC: This necklace belonged to my daughter. How did you find it?
Bard: My… boss gave it to me

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DM: The ghost does not believe you, and you sense that she’s disappointed in you for lying
Bard: I’m sorry, I just…. I’m nervous because…
Bard: …. Because you’re so beautiful!

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DM: It’s a GHOST
DM: It’s a hooded figure, nothing but darkness and glowing amber eyes!

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Bard: Does it work or not
DM: [sighs]….
NPC: You can do better than an old bird like me
Bard: Well baby, I’m a den hunter
DM: You feel a wave of heat from the ghost

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ommanyte:

shelgon:

20 Years of being the best Poke-villain 

how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man

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toastyhat:

lesbianahsoka:

mbmbam prides itself on being an advice podcast that doesnt give advice but tbh their policy of “if a woman cannot literally run away from you (aka she’s at work, on the bus, in an elevator, etc) you CANNOT ask her out” is like top 10 best rules ever

the Lady Zoo Law

scraps-is-busy:
“ picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
”
I guess you could call this… A Slay Ride.
”

scraps-is-busy:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

I guess you could call this… A Slay Ride.

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Originally posted by freegulll

targuzzler:

tilthat:

TIL thieves in Paris recently drilled through a limestone wall in the Catacombs into a high end apartment building wine cellar and made away with $300,000 worth of vintage wine.

via http://ift.tt/2ygxnbL

ah the ol reverse amontillado, a classic tactic

enemy-stand:
“this filename killed me
”

enemy-stand:

this filename killed me