when someone beats you at a video game
UNMUTE THIS PLEASE
SALT IS A WAY OF LIFE.
narrator: Down here, salt is a way of life.
Guy: Obviously, the environment down here is all salt. The ceiling’s salt, the floor’s salt, the walls are salt, and, to an extent, the air is salt. And you breathe that in, and constantly taste the salt.
it’s almost 2014 already are we still arguing on whether to give female characters the equal amount of screentime on movies as male characters
#this is both an example of captain kirk being upset by it and of reboot being a flagrant offender
#jim kirk was a raging feminist if you don’t think so you don’t know him
THIS IS NOT EVEN UP FOR FUCKING DEBATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Can someone please draw me fan art of Jim Kirk triumphantly wearing a “this is what a feminist looks like” t-shirt while making this face:
“WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT, PUNK?”
Haha, like this?
Personal side note? I don’t think I really understood how much we need feminism until I watched this show. Its a window back into it’s time, and it really demonstrates both the problem (its still totally problematic and there are TONS of signs of the times in there) and how hard people were working to build a better future. Naw.
And yet there’s people that still argue about Jim Kirk being a feminist. smh
To my future spouse: if I die and you become a super villain because of it, just know that I will be rolling my eyes in the afterlife at your dramatic ass
Things I didn’t understand as a child:
- why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway
- taxes
Things I don’t understand as an adult:
- why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway
- taxes
I think the big difference between Ryan Evil™ and Jeremy Evil™ is the systems they operate in.
Jeremy Evil™ utilizes systems specifically designed with evil in mind (e.g. using blood magic to gain special weapons and powers) whereas Ryan Evil™ takes perfectly ordinary systems and repurposes them towards evil (e.g. using dispensers to drop farm animals several hundred feet just to watch them go splat)
my gender is a sexy detective jazz cover of ‘In the Hall of the Mountain King’
I was kind of bored last night and liked the idea so I ran with it
holy shit
I laughed so hard I think I cracked a rib
Nice
In the Lounge of the Mountain King
