IM LAUGHING SO HARD I DIDNT THINK SEXUAL DESIRE WAS A REAL THING LIKE I ALWAYS SAW PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY WANTED SEX BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING OR EXAGGERATING OR SOMETHING THATS WHY IT WAS SO HARD FOR ME TO REALIZE I WAS ACE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WENT WITHOUT SAYING SEX ISNT THAT IMPORTANT IM 19 YEARS OLD I CANT STOP LAUGHING LITERALLY 99% OF THE POPULATION EXPERIENCES SEXUAL DESIRE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
This is pretty much the definition of being an ace person, tbh, and I’m so glad.
#I thought it was an exaggeration for literal years (via sonickitty)
this is literally the #that sounds fake but okay meme im dying
#ME#I THOUGHT SEXUAL ATTRACTION WAS RARE#AKA#HOW TO FIND OUT YOU’RE DEMI (via @miseryauthoress)
Honestly, every single cheating plotline never made sense because “but why do you have to have sex with them? just don’t??”
^^^^ Every single cheating plot line ever I was like: What is so hard about keeping your pants on what is your problem??
…do you have any idea how hard it is to do literary criticism that will get published when your reaction to at least 75% of character motivations is this makes no sense whatsoever why do they even care?
When people ask you why you don’t date someone just to try, and when you answer that well you’re not interested in that person, they explain that usually you don’t like the person at first, but you might fall in love after having dated a little while
and you’re just?????? but what?????????? is the point of dating someone if you don’t like them??????????????
what do you mean the point is making out and sex????????? why would i want to do that with someone i don’t already like?????????
I have literally experienced all of these.
^Same
THIS
*waves demi-ace flag*
me when my best friend pointed out I was bisexual. I thought everyone was attracted to everyone all the time, and straight people were just like…lying about it????
OMG, this explains so much of why I can’t stand 99% of Serious Literature. It’s usually dicks writing about dicks.
Minstrel, this is not the tale of the dicks I requested. These are incorrect dicks.
Why is he so petty? Why is that family so petty? That family can buy so much candy for other kids.
It is genuinely astonishing how petty they all are.
For a billionaire family who, by any standard, have wonderful, luxurious stress-free lives and have never struggled day in their lives.
They should be blissfully happy.
Instead they bitch on twitter about socialist Halloween candy.
“Between you and me I believe there is an conspiracy of paranormal origin all connected to this town.”
You’re. You’re literally pointing at them. Both of them. Both of the big paranormal things happening in this town.
Between you and me
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
reblog if yr proud of him
I almost scrolled past cause it was like just a random image of a Knight frog and then I read the caption and was like “wtf I am proud of little Knight frog, I can’t not reblog him now, that’s just fucking rude”
I dub thee, Sir Datboi.
this frog is going to save time itself
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