Silver Tongue
Why won’t you die!?

yourplayersaidwhat:

Our characters were all first levels when they came upon a village being sacked by an unknown force when they’re all challenged by a half dragon for one on one *honorable* combat. The rouge decided it would be a good idea to sneak attack while the Goliath fighter was fighting him. The half dragon one shots the rouge and knocks the Goliath down telling his minions to open fire on the others.
Dm: rouge and fighter roll death saves.
Rouge: nat 1
Fighter: nat 20
Dm: fighter you’re back up with one hit point
The wizard is shot down and the half dragon knocks the fighter back down.
Dm: roll death save.
Wizard: fail
Fighter: nat 20
Dm: Okay… fighter you’re back up again with one hit point.
Minions hit wizard and he dies, bard goes down, half dragon runs the Fighter through with a great sword.
Dm: roll death saves.
Bard: nat 1
Fighter: third nat 20
Dm: Jesus okay, the half dragon says you have strength and he’s going to let you live to fight you another day. Congratulations you have a mortal enemy.

pancakemolybdenum:

soccerstuck is back………………………

animution11:

evianic:

*does a tarot reading with a Cards Against Humanity deck*

And your future holds…Bees?

@chess-and-snickers

public-rhetoric:

And there it is.

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objection, if it was sonics real skin then the eyes would connect

objection, if it was sonics real skin then the eyes would connect

squidwithelbows:

Finally finished my full set of the grand relics and their wielders, because the adventure zone owns my heart now.

hiranyaksha:

excalibelle:

uglynb:

q-is-a-letter:

uglynb:

uglynb:

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

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the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend

I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman

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Originally posted by nikkiiklebold

the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter

I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names! 

AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky. 

artemis, the moon goddess of the hunt, accepted transwomen as huntresses

chasekip:

all starters: hey im just gonna follow behind you! i’m pretty new around here so i’ll just let you lead the way if thats ok

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magikarp:

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LESSS GOOOOO!!! WHATS THAT UP AHEAD I THINK ITS A GYM TODAYS GONNA BE THE DAY I EVOLVE!!! I LITERALLY CANNOT WALK OR BREATHE ON LAND AND IM STILL FASTER THAN YOU HURRY UP!!!!

onlinepunk:

elon musk: hello fellow socialists what’s that guillotine for??

socialists:

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gummi-waffen:

the-grey-tribe:

conservativeleague:

art imitates life, life imitates art

gluttony vs lust

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The face of a man that knew exactly what he was doing.