chromelesbian:

PETE GODDAMN

adurot:
“ nightguardmod:
“ robinmichelleblake:
“ mnisikakos:
“ peta2:
“ “Do you?
” ”
i think the top one is a cat and the bottom one is a pig
”
I think PETA needs to have its eyes checked.
”
Oooh! Oooh! I think I know the difference. The bottom one...

adurot:

nightguardmod:

robinmichelleblake:

mnisikakos:

peta2:

Do you?

i think the top one is a cat and the bottom one is a pig

I think PETA needs to have its eyes checked.

Oooh! Oooh! I think I know the difference. The bottom one isn’t the one that PETA kills in their “shelters”

You say that like they actually make it back to the shelter and aren’t just killed in the back of the van after they grab it off your porch.

stimpoweredgiraffe:

stimpoweredgiraffe:

team rocket is my fave pokemon badguy team bc they dont wanna like. create a new universe or flood the world or anything theyre just a bunch of gays do crime for money

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issue20:

send me a ❌ for a government assigned kin

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

wait if finn wolfhard is only 14 now then how the fuck old was he during naked brothers band??

i’ve just discovered that the kid from naked brothers band was in fact NOT finn wolfhard but was actually nat wolff.

it’s the wolves that threw me off

got any opinions on creator of law and order; dick wolf?

fangsartworkshop:
“ foxkid1302:
“ azriona:
“ sarah-the-artiste:
“ leafquake23:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ miketooch:
“ notkingkong:
“ this gets funnier every year
”
The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner....

fangsartworkshop:

foxkid1302:

azriona:

sarah-the-artiste:

leafquake23:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

miketooch:

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

oh my god

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

Moral lesson: finish what you started, or it WILL come back and haunt you…

@rosexknight
your kids are gonna get into OUAT, find your fics, and rage

xiggymatsu:

papillon-noirsblog:

erinye:

skippercifer:

solluxismsnowaifu:

future-mrs-frost:

why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck

“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”

[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]

woops

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Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology

I showed my friend this and he goes “Icarus want dat Dickarus

Have you ever drawn a chick magnet?

lunarcrown:

He sees so many birthdays come and go for people he cares about, it’s hard to keep positive sometimes :,,,)

Scene from the fic “Too Many Birthdays” by @alientacobell !!! SO GOOD SO SAD SO ON POINT

textsfromthefahc:

Jack: Ryan.
Jack: Ryan, Gavin tells me you don’t know buttfor.
Jack: Please tell me he’s joking.

Jeremy: Was Ryan just never a child?

Geoff: I’m convinced he was born fully formed, leather jacket and all.

Ray: Born? Created more like
Ray: Frankenstein’s Haywood

Ryan: What are you talking about?

Jack: Buttfor. You know what buttfor is, right.

Jeremy: Oh he’s serious. Holy shit.

Ryan: Why do you keep saying that?

Jack: Holy- I can’t- ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Jeremy: I can’t believe it.

Ryan: WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Jack: It’s not that complicated, Ryan. We understand. Just admit you don’t know and ask for an explanation.

Ryan: Okay, I will!
Ryan: I don’t understand and would like to have it explained.

Jack: Oh my God.

Ryan: WHAT IS IT?

Jeremy: FOR POOPING WITH
Jeremy: So how do we tell Ryan he was deprived of a childhood.

Jack: Jeremy nooooooo. He didn’t ask right! D:

Jeremy: Jack someone had to put him out of his misery.

Jack: Fine. Spoilsport.
Jack: And Ryan didn’t have a childhood. He just showed up to college one day.

Ryan: For pooping with…?
Ryan: Oh. I just typed out the full question.
Ryan: That’s fucking stupid.

Geoff: …You’re all on the FBI’s Most Wanted list.

Jeremy: Best crew you could ever ask for, bossman~