Silver Tongue

lastvalyrian:

egberts:

egberts:

imagine walking around in your official tumblr merch pizza slice hoodie and twelve dudes just roll up and kung pow penis you irl

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how would twelve dudes even roll up at the same place simultaneously? unless. they had some kind of bus…

zindagi-toh-bewafa-hai:

verajustsaid:

beatmetothesnitch:

transmechanicus:

i wish all trans girls a very kissed on the face by someone they love

i wish all trans boys a very kissed on the face by someone they love

i wish all nonbinary people a very kissed on the face by someone they love

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undercovercottonswab:

2-point-5:

ballroomnotoriety:

littledeconstruction:

2-point-5:

yesterday i was talking to a Guy and i asked what time it was and he git really excited and said “time for you to get aaaaa…. SUNDIAL!!” and then started talking about sundials and sounding like a fucking commercial and i pointed out that sundials have to be in one specific spot to work and he got all nervous and asked if i’ve tried a sextant. what the fuck

not to sound like Sundial Salesman Guy but … he’s lowkey right, if you’re in a place with a fair amount of sunlight. two weeks ago i was hanging out with a little kid when she wondered aloud what time it was. i looked at the sun, adjusted my body a bit, put my elbow on the ground with the arm up perpendicular, and told her “it’s about 12:45.”

then she had to get a watch to see if i was right (pretty much — it was 12:50), and then i found myself explaining cardinal directions and sundials to a preschooler

ANYWAY MY POINT IS that no, sundials don’t require a fixed place for efficiency, only enough sun to cast a shadow & awareness of your relative direction, and knowing this is great but going on about it makes you sound horny for ancient Rome

if you don’t know how to make a sundial but need a guesstimate on how much daylight is left, hold your hand out at arm’s length horizontally and count how many fingers fit between the sun and the horizon. it’s about 15 minutes a finger.

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literally all you people sound insane to me

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maximusprimal:

mukuroikusaba:

hayamika:

katielynn526:

allieinarden:

silver-tongues-blog:

goat-yells-at-everything:

beeandpupcat:

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

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People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

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WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

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Can’t forget this gem.

scraps-is-busy:
“ Gotta Go Faster Faster Gotta Go Faster! DUN DUN! Catch this hedgehog around, etc etc
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max1461:

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yeah ok. fair.

allsystemsblue:

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Exclusive: Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio Movie is a bit gothic, a touch monstrous, and more philosophical than you might imagine. “It tackles very deep ideas about what makes us human,” he tells V.F. in this first look: http://vntyfr.com/m3o9fxv

yo this looks super cool

electroweak:

everydaylouie:

FURNITURE HELLSCAPE (a song)

video made with ikea’s online design tools!

Someone give this person a copy of sims 4 before they break something

xxtc-96xx:

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well he’s calmer this time around though Pig should really learn how to leave a note

gwenstacyismyicon:

accidentally fell into the greatest wikipedia rabbit hole earlier

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I officially want a wikipedia summary of every past and future meme, complete with this many examples and citations