Silver Tongue

salty-blue-mage:

sapphicsvoltron:

leander-ligo:

Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

“I like your shoelaces”

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jackzimmermemes:

glassfembot:

comcastkills:

Jeff Bezos is sitting on $97 billion because of stuff like this

Amazon made $47B in gross profits in 2016. They have 540,000 employees. 

If they gave every employee a $5/hr wage increase and increased their workforce by 10% to reduce time pressures on individual workers, it would cost them between $6B and $9B per year (assuming 40 to 60 hr average work week), still leaving about $40B in gross profits. That’s still a ridiculously huge amount of money being made.

But capitalists always want to squeeze out ever more profits and this is always done by exploiting workers.

THIS is why they strike, and THIS is why we support them. DO NOT BUY ANYTHING FROM AMAZON FOR THE DURATION OF THE STRIKE. BUY ELSEWHERE, and MAKE IT CLEAR that you’re supporting the striking workers.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

wishem:

pwapboi:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

trans-doll:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

hideki16seiyuu:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

hey give birds antlers

But what if they get stuck in the trees

alright but they could also use it as camouflage and blend in with the tree

What if they landed on each other’s antlers

stack em

@wishem

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i keep presenting you with cursed concepts and you keep drawing them in friendly, pleasant ways, this is blasphemy 

kngshxt:
“this shit is gonna kill me
”

kngshxt:

this shit is gonna kill me

the-ice-castle:
“the real progenitor of ‘cool motive still murder’
”

the-ice-castle:

the real progenitor of ‘cool motive still murder’

yourgoat:

mygemisinmyafro:

8headstallwhisper:

Thanks for whoever brought this back looney tunes show was unappreciated

i forgot how much i loved this show

@polychromaticdragon

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

A really common strike tactic in the pre-internet days was form a picket line. Basically, the striking workers would hold up signs explaining their strike and surround their place of work with a line of people all chanting and marching. This not only got the public interested in the strike, but it also physically blocked people from entering the business they were striking against.

When workers strike, businesses sometimes hire “scabs”, or workers willing to step in and replace the strikers to make the strike meaningless. A picket line would mean that even if the business got a full complement of scabs, they would still take a huge hit financially during the strike.

“Never cross a picket line” is something union and other pro-labour parents used to teach their children, and it meant both “never be a scab” and also “never patronize a business currently under strike.”

Amazon will likely hire scabs during a widespread strike to pick up at least some of the slack. But this time, workers can’t use a physical picket line to block access, because Amazon is an online business. But it’s still important to make sure the company isn’t able to bring in a lot of profits during the strike – hence the calls for boycott online.

Amazon knows they need their employees. They just think they can get away with abusing them. The boycott and the strike are not to convince them to think anything, it’s to make it so unprofitable to continue that they have no choice but to concede to the strikers’ demands.

electricitytrick:
“hey lieutenant
”

electricitytrick:

hey lieutenant

waitwhatdidtheysay:

[captions]
Golfer: “No, no, no! Don’t fuckin’ hit me! [gets hit] FUCK!”
[drivers laugh]