Yokai Watch is a weird franchise to try to get into after a lifetime of Pokémon, I’m used to the plot being “an evil scientist is trying to harness the power of the gods to wipe the earth clean” not “this weird little gremlin is trying to make your parents get a divorce”
Also Pokémon tend to be like animals or whatever while Yokai are all like
FUCKING STEVE JAWS
there wasn’t a picture of steve jaws on this post and that’s frankly criminal.
Today’s Busta of the Day is:Billy Mitchell, former Donkey Kong and Pac-Man high score record holder
For anyone what wants context he’s had his honors stripped after it came to light he cheated his ass off through methods like playing on a MAME cab while claiming it was original arcade hardware.
Oh shit, I heard about the fact he’d done that. Finally got busted for it ,hhu?
Eeyup. The Twin Galaxies found him guilty of the cheating accusations after investigation and revoked all his records and high-scores related to Donkey Kong
As of now he still holds the honor of achieving the first perfect score in Pac-Man but only time will tell if he get’s outted as having cheated on that one, to.
Good
This guy is the original ‘entitled gamer’, an unpleasant person to be around in real life and I’m glad he’s lost everything
He also tried to sue Cartoon Network for making fun of him in an episode of Regular Show, and lost hard
this is the person melee players wish they could be
me: trying to come up with the weirdest, most deviant Drone Season requests I can muster
my brain: “ask for something where Cronus is competent.”
expanding on this: a story where Cronus is dumb and has terrible social skills, but someone (Horuss? Porrim?) pity-lays him, and it turns out he is actually INCREDIBLE in bed. then word starts to spread among the other trolls. “Wait, WHO? gave you the most toe-curling orgasm you ever had?!?” suddenly Cronus is hit with all these trolls trying to get their hands on the golden bulge. and of course, he’s happy to oblige. he has to start keeping an appointment book for all the booty calls.
then, at the end, plot-twist: the entire story was actually being written by Cronus as wish-fulfillment jerk off material.
I’m laughing bc honestly Cronus acting uncharacteristically experienced and attentive because he’s being written BY CRONUS is SUCH A CRONUS MOVE
this was an episode of archer. Archer got drunk had sex with pam and it was the best sex he ever had.
i have never heard anyone not sing that one line in little lion man by mumford and sons with absolute relish like everyone really enjoys just shouting you really fucked it up this time and i dont blame them
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