Silver Tongue

truth-shitposting:

lalaithion:

argumate:

argumate:

theinflammablemammal:

argumate:

“my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,”

are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which is even weirder

this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years

you’re right, that’s significantly less weird

toasthaste said: maybe there’s more than one bonnie

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A hypothesized geography.

i bless the bonnie over africa

httydbooks-doodler:

spinnedcycle:

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“Wh-where are you? How are you…?”

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“I’m not sure, but I think it’s a classic psychic ghost type situation.”

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“Ah! Of course!”

These little nerds are prepared for anything their magical destinies throw at them with their extensive knowledge of tropes under their belt 

I love how she just jumped straight into acceptance XD I love these two nerds

accio-shitpost:

“Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?” Dumbledore asked calmly.

The word ‘calmly’ can hold different meanings in different circumstances. If you were to pass someone a bucket of water calmly when their house was burning down, it could suggest that you were the sort of brave individual who was always prepared to combat the sources of arson when they occur. If you were to ask a nervous bank teller to fill a sack with money while calmly pointing a gun at their head, it might mean that you were the kind of villainous person who practiced such odious and criminal activities on a regular basis. Or if, like me, you were to sit calmly typing the next chapter of your chronicle in the lives of some unfortunate young children, while all around you the kitchen of the reputable restaurant that you were hiding in was slowly filling with sand, it would indicate that you have a life that is often filled with peril and misfortune, and that you were bound by duty to complete your task, no matter how miserable.

Of course, the word ‘calmly’ is never used to indicate a person flying into a rage and shouting your words angrily. ‘Angrily’ is in fact an antonym of ‘calmly’, an antonym being a word with entirely the opposite meaning of the original, such as ‘villain’ and ‘volunteer’, ‘birthday party’ and 'tragic fire’, or 'author’ and 'happy person’.

Now, obviously, a well-read and distinguished director of cinema would never mistake a word with its antonym. That would be preposterous, a word which here means 'create an incredibly out of character scene and confuse the audience.’

did lemony snicket ghostwrite this?

h0lyhandgrenade:

*Insert sound of Midnight cackling in the background*

When I thought about BNHA action figures, the logistics of Mic’s hair was the first thought that struck me. Then I went straight away and drew this, even if it is stupid.

Like my mini comics? Maybe buy me a kofi!

osheets:

present mic’s anticipated origin story

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

passionpeachy:

Watching Ruby and Sapphire kiss on the lips is so satisfying, nevermind that they’re literally two lesbians proposing and getting married on children’s programing, imo that kiss would’ve made cartoon history on its own. It’s not implied, cast off far away onto the background where you have to squint to see it, or even a quick peck on the cheek, it’s right on the lips and right FRONT AND CENTER with the shot zoomed in onto their faces holding there for a moment so it’s impossible to miss and it’s just so passionate and romantic and on your face and I gotta say after a lifetime of having to settle for subtext or “I dunno they might be girlfriends…it’s up to your interpretation ;)” from cishet creators, it feels so incredibly refreshing and I really owe Rebecca Sugar and this show my entire gay life

Rebecca Sugar fought the hell back against not only the people trying to deny that Ruby and Sapphire were romantically in love, but also the countries trying to erase the lesbianism by casting a male VA for Ruby.

She had them getting married, put Ruby in a dress with flowers in her hair so it was abundantly clear she was a woman (or a cross-dresser which I’m sure these countries wouldn’t approve of either), put the wedding in the middle of a HUGELY PLOT IMPORTANT EPISODE that they can’t just refuse to air, and had Garnet spend her entire time in the episode in her tux/dress fusion and everyone else spend the episode in their fancy clothes so they couldn’t just try to cut out the wedding stuff.

Rebecca Sugar is a fucking legend whom we don’t deserve but still somehow have B”H.

powermove; get a huge popular show and then have the lesbian wedding happen at the climax of the series where everyone who watches sees it

ithelpstodream:

ninja-suffragette:

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For those who want to help humiliate Trump for his entire visit, here’s a guardian article with info of what protests are taking place across the country.

this is too good not to reblog

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

daisys-quake:

since “what are those” exists in the marvel universe, it’s safe to assume that vine does as well. the “it is wednesday my dudes” vine was posted in 2015, and civil war was released in 2016, so it can be argued that the vine has an entirely new layer of comedy in the marvel universe, as spiderman didn’t exist when the vine was posted, and the man in the vine is just wearing a bizarre costume with no cultural meaning or reference. it can be concluded that peter parker designed his costume based off the “it is wednesday my dudes” guy. in this essay i will—

OP. W H E R E ’ S T H E E S S A Y

it also means that sassy hydra soldier exists in the marvel universe

kingjaffejoffer:

hatsuneniko:

eat-breathe-internet:

zamaron:

i like how the fisting link was clicked.

Is no one gonna comment that every color is something sexual and then yellow is just “watersports”

oh…honey…no

LMAOOOOO