pokemonheritageposts:

pokemonheritageposts:

terminalvortex:

homoeroticvortex:

terminalvortex:

we should bring back whatever type of character design this is

They look like your username sounds

getting emails and messages from tumblr have me activating my defense form

Pokemon Heritage Post

should probably point out that when i queued this several months ago op’s url was “hegugurk” and not “terminalvortex”.

i did also notice at one point that it was “sealboypussy” and i’m more than a little disappointed it changed since that made the joke much, much funnier

lionfloss:

Mushrooms releasing spores into the wind. Captured by Paul Stamets

captain-price-unofficially:

facelift90:

cirquedugrotesque:

Happy Pride!

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Aperture Science Announcement Voice: “Congratulations, Homosexual! Your existence has been deemed profitable in the following regions: North America, Western Europe, and Australia.”

“To celebrate the occasion we have temporarily recolored all Aperture Science appliances in these regions to your favorite flavor of gay.”

“For further pandering on a wider area please continue fighting for basic human dignities and Aperture Science will be right there to celebrate your victory with you. Afterwards.”

It’s that time of the year again.

sol1056:

shapeshiftinterest:

self-loving-vampire:

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

song: in the hall of the mountain king

that is honestly one of the best-timed and best-edited videos as if the music were made for the text or the text were made to the music and perfectly

maykitz:

dee-the-red-witch:

jessicalprice:

imperial-nuisance-rudje:

findingfeather:

lemon-badgeress:

stele3:

pa-pa-plasma:

ajarofpickledtears:

birdsareblooming:

dacavendishtime:

birdsareblooming:

zarabithia:

utah-mountain-drifter:

jooshthepunished:

mr-system-of-a-downer:

trojanhorse8-2:

supreme-leader-stoat:

trojanhorse8-2:

bohemiandragoness:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

checkmate athiests

fluffye

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

#‘but if they’re dogs so are [proceeds to list dogs]’

This site is free.

They’re all just good dogs. 13/10. No notes.

foxes are dogs and sharks are smooth

vaspider:

Dee Huez

zzoupz:

times-chu:

sunshinecassette:

cyanampersand:

fricktic:

made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish

and a joyous one for when there is love abound

can i make a contribution?

for when the whole gang is being real autistic about something

For when you say something absolutely horrid in the group chat

Three blind mice.