the delivery of this joke makes it 50 times better like you have to actually hear it it will kill you
according to this quiz about my swearing habits, i am 23 years old. this is false. i am 20. buzzfeed has once again wasted two minutes of my life & didn’t even have the nerve to be accurate so thanks for nothing i guess
My title card and comic for the mtt zine! (check it out! There’s a lot of awesome art in there!) I finished this back in june, and I’m super excited to finally post it!

Dying rn
He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didn’t bother him, but today he pushed at his genitals, trying to make them look more normal, like the men in magazines. It was hopeless. He dropped his junk in resigned frustration. There were worse things than having too large of a penis, he thought.
He penised prickishly to the stairs and nutted downwards.



