Silver Tongue

rebelmeg:

yourfluffiestnightmare:

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In CoS when they try to sneak into Myrtle’s bathroom to ask her about her death, McGonagall catches them and Harry makes up the excuse that they wanted to see Hermione in the hospital wing and Minnie doesn’t give them detention and then comes this and since we all know Harry’s dumbest excuse, here’s the official suggestion to rate all of Harry’s excuses on a scale from

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Harry Potter oscillates from 100% effort to coasting on a wave of apathy.

heedra:

crows are just small guys who live in town alongside you

shelgon:
““New Ken Sugimori artwork of Red and Pikachu commemorating the 20th anniversary of Pokémon Center in Japan.
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leftoverpaintings:

wlw and mlm solidarity

passionpeachy:

Watching Ruby and Sapphire kiss on the lips is so satisfying, nevermind that they’re literally two lesbians proposing and getting married on children’s programing, imo that kiss would’ve made cartoon history on its own. It’s not implied, cast off far away onto the background where you have to squint to see it, or even a quick peck on the cheek, it’s right on the lips and right FRONT AND CENTER with the shot zoomed in onto their faces holding there for a moment so it’s impossible to miss and it’s just so passionate and romantic and on your face and I gotta say after a lifetime of having to settle for subtext or “I dunno they might be girlfriends…it’s up to your interpretation ;)” from cishet creators, it feels so incredibly refreshing and I really owe Rebecca Sugar and this show my entire gay life

mrdistracted:

prince-atom:

lost-carcosa:

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Plans to fly a giant inflatable figure depicting Donald Trump as a baby over London during the US president’s visit have been approved.

Mr Trump is due to meet Theresa May at 10 Downing Street next Friday.

Campaigners raised almost £18,000 for the helium-filled six-metre high figure, which they said reflects Mr Trump’s character as an “angry baby with a fragile ego and tiny hands”.

London Mayor Sadiq Khan gave permission for the balloon to fly.

The White House has been approached for comment.

On Twitter former UKIP leader Nigel Farage said the plan was “the biggest insult to a sitting US President ever”.

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Leo Murray, who is behind the crowdfunded idea, said: “[Mr Trump] really seems to hate it when people make fun of him.

“So when he visits the UK on Friday, we want to make sure he knows that all of Britain is looking down on him and laughing at him.

“That’s why a group of us have chipped in and raised enough money to have a six-metre high blimp made by a professional inflatables company, to be flown in the skies over Parliament Square during Trump’s visit.”

A statement on behalf of the London mayor said he “supports the right to peaceful protest and understands that this can take many different forms”.

After meeting with the organisers of the Trump Baby, Mr Khan’s city operations team gave them permission to “use Parliament Square Garden as a grounding point for the blimp”.

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Mr Khan and Mr Trump have repeatedly clashed on Twitter, including in the aftermath of the London Bridge attack.

Before the figure can take off, campaigners will also need permission from the National Air Traffic Service (NATS) as the project constitutes a “non-standard flight in controlled airspace”, a spokesperson said.

Because Parliament Square sits within restricted airspace, additional approvals are also needed from the Metropolitan Police.

Max Wakefield, who is one of the people working on the project, said the group is “confident it will obtain all necessary permits”.

He said the initial crowdfunding target was just £1,000, but this was reached within 24 hours.

The extra cash will now be used to send the balloon on a “world tour” and “haunt” Mr Trump wherever he goes, he added.

The Met has been approached for a comment.

Well, Himself is the biggest insult to the Presidency in living memory, so stuff it, Nigel Farage.

“The extra cash will now be used to send the balloon on a “world tour” and “haunt” Mr Trump wherever he goes, he added.”

weequaypirates:

itsbenedict:

thevelosarahptor:

out of curiosity I started looking up books written by twelve year olds and

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BIRDS THAT FIGHT WITH SWORDS

zero and i found this in a thrift shop and. it’s a ride. it’s very competently written, on a technical level- you wouldn’t think it was a twelve-year old until you started paying attention to what the words were saying

the evil birds are so evil, like- this is a twelve-year-old with a very twelve-year-old understanding of how good and evil work. evil is like, a primordial force of badness, sufficient by itself to motivate the villains to atrocity- and naturally, it is opposed by a supernatural deity of pure Good, the titular Swordbird. the birds fight with swords either because one side is Evil, or being tricked by Evil. it’s very zoroastrian, actually. no, wait. zoroavian. it’s amazing.

theres an official and somewhat longer prequel wherein all birds are tyrannized by a corrupt archaeopteryx empire and a young Swordbird (who is not the Swordbird yet) has to go on a quest to… get swords

fixin2shavemister:
“ jehovahhthickness:
“I’ve been saying this.
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Friends like this always show their true colors the minute y’all have a minor disagreement.
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fixin2shavemister:

jehovahhthickness:

I’ve been saying this.

Friends like this always show their true colors the minute y’all have a minor disagreement.

supremesolarmann:
“c a r”

sminny-wew:

Out-of-context spoiler for the new Steven Universe special “Reunited”