Silver Tongue
Have some woolie going deviant after being told to not steal pie

Have some woolie going deviant after being told to not steal pie

hibiscous:

rb with your zodiac n if you bite or lick ice cream

fairygodrobot:

fairygodrobot:

if fallout 76 includes post-apocalyptic huntington i GUARANTEE that would be the one place in the game where you could actually have fun and not immediately get ganked by a 15yo fortnite player

someone rolls up to New Duckburg™ with power armor and a racial slur in their username and tries to start shit only to get jumped by eight people dressed as the final pam

if you think safety town isnt a pvp factions zone then you are sadly mistaken

a-vodka-mutini:
“>:D
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kouha:
“ kouha:
“Prestidigitation was created so that you can piss someone else’s pants
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kouha:

kouha:

Prestidigitation was created so that you can piss someone else’s pants

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chamiryokuroi:
“ rainy-days-will-never-end:
“ dietmountainmadewka:
“ relatablepicturesofhomersimpson:
“ cathugging:
“ relatablepicturesofhomersimpson:
“ philhollywood:
“I always wondered about this room. Where is it?
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Whenever you notice something...

chamiryokuroi:

rainy-days-will-never-end:

dietmountainmadewka:

relatablepicturesofhomersimpson:

cathugging:

relatablepicturesofhomersimpson:

philhollywood:

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

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behind the garage

And that’s the end of that mystery

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

Homer is a nuclear engineer

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

@everyone shocked at the size of the simpsons house, be careful. One person questioned it before


and look how it ended up

wingedlioness:

sacrificethemtothesquid:

justheretobreakthings:

Most shows I’ve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.

So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.

Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.

It’s only unrealistic because he said he finished it.

He’s obviously lying, so it’s very realistic.

revscarecrow:

vampireapologist:

merak-zoran:

laina-inverse:

merak-zoran:

systlin:

vampireapologist:

alextheraven:

systlin:

vampireapologist:

systlin:

vampireapologist:

thebibliosphere:

vampireapologist:

it’s rly sweet ppl think I live anywhere near a target like,

i can walk into some of the shops in my town barefoot carrying my dog and nobody will tell me to leave.

target isn’t brave enough to build here.

The last bastion of hope.

yeah also it’s not illegal to ride a horse to a bar and get wrecked in lieu of a designated driver so like. we have a lot going on here.

Let’s be real though, the horse will always head back to its barn, so really this is a great idea. Get smashed, tie yourself to the horse, let the horse do whatever, and you’ll end up at home. 

…..not that I’ve ever done that on a trail ride before. 

Okay, so a trail horse is reliable here, because a horse that’s afraid of city noises will head for home and avoid anything “dangerous” because it’s afraid.

However, in my experience city-trained horses are much more obedient and are unafraid of roads and trust their rider a lot more fully.

So if your drunk ass says “yeah let’s steer into oncoming traffic”

the horse is gonna say “seems weird but okay man.”

Okay this is 100% a legitimate point. 

The only horse you should trust as DD is a horse with a healthy fear of speeding traffic. 

I would hope that that’s all horses

It is possible and common to train the good sense right out of a city horse.

Very very true. 

A city horse would walk facefirst into an oncoming train if you asked it to. 

This is why I prefer country horses with a degree of realization of its own mortality left to it. 

What the hell kinda city has a horse

…I just love the fact that there is a distinction between country horse and city horse.

What is a city horse, what IS it

left ma and pop’s farm to make it big out there…..that horse’s gonna be a star

I know a guy who got a DUI on a donkey

so is this why a horse walks into the bar?

bedeviled-dotty:

bedeviled-dotty:

And so our story begins…

[Hello everyone! Welcome to the anthro bunny reboot of Bedeviled Derpy! Thank you all for staying around to see what will unfold!

There is a 10 page intro comic before asks open. I’m going to update two pages a week, adding each page to this post and reblogging each time it updates until all 10 pages are together.

I look forward to what everyone thinks!  

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