me: i really dislike my name, i should go by a better name that i
like more. like griffin. thats an awesome and very good sounding name
that i could identify with
me:
me:
me:
me: but what if people think im griffin mcelroy factkin,
teach a man to fish and he’ll forget who you are and then he’ll see you in a bar a month later and he’ll try to seduce you by telling you things he assumes you don’t know about fishing
oh my gd
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guys lmao I went back to watch some old law and order svu episodes and there’s this one scene where a girl claims her alibi is she went to see the phantom of the opera and to confirm whether or not she’s telling the truth the detective goes, ‘oh yeah I love phantom of the opera it’s so sad when the guy goes to prison for stealing bread’ and the girl AGREES and later he’s telling his partner ‘yeah she’s lying there’s no bread in phantom’
i cant believe melee’s meta has gotten to a point where it relies on using broken controllers to pull off super unintended moves and they still insist that what they’re doing isn’t exploiting glitches and they expect to be taken seriously
like, you are not playing super smash brothers melee at this point. the game you are playing is made out of melee’s mangled corpse. you have gone beyond playing “not the way the devs intended” to “not the way the HARDWARE MANUFACTURERS intended”
you’re relying on hardware that is malfunctioning to do these things and wondering why nintendo doesn’t support you or your community
it’s insane
gladly!
so, one in fifty gamecube controllers have a factory defect that results in the analog stick being a little bit looser, and that looseness in the analog stick allows for more precise analog stick inputs without the stick’s “snap back” interfering
there are melee tricks that require broken controllers like this, so these controllers are highly desirable in the melee community
these broken controllers allow for inputs that would otherwise only be possible with a digital controller like a hitbox
one smash player famously quit a tournament because he lost his broken controller and couldn’t perform the glitches he wanted to in order to win
imagine if you entered a tournament for any other fighting game and said “I REFUSE to play unless you let me use my hitbox”
you’d be thrown out, because your hitbox would be considered an unfair advantage over other players
but fuck it, it’s melee, and melee is all about cheating, and “if i can’t cheat the way i wanna cheat I’M GOING HOME”
pat from Super Best Friends put it best:
“If you have to rely on your equipment being non-standard to everybody else’s in a way that gives you an advantage, that is cheating.”
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
