emmersdrawberry:

writeasrayne:

prorevenge:

My grandmother got married in 1962, to a young man in the military. For a wedding present, their parents bought them a house in a nice suburb. White picket fence, whole 9 yards. Not long after they moved in, the next door neighbor planted a mullberry tree on the side of his property, near my grandparent’s driveway. Nothing seemed amiss, but if you know Mullberry Trees, you know that sh*t is about to get real.

About 15 years later, the mullberry tree was OBNOXIOUS. The birds would come and eat the berries, and any car parked in the driveway would get sh*t on, and it would stain the cars and ruin paint jobs. My grandmother, upon realizing the culprit, baked a nice apple pie, walked next door, and asked the neighbor if he’d mind trimming back the branches of the tree that hung over her driveway. He told her not to worry, he’d get to it soon. Three days later, my grandmother opened her door to find a half-eaten pie in the plate, crawling with ants, and a note that said “I changed my mind.”

My grandmother threw out the pie, cursing up a storm, and swearing up and down she’d get him to trim that tree or get him back. City ordinance said she could not trim the tree, as the roots were on his property, so the whole tree was his property.

As the years went by, my grandmother repeatedly asked him, ever so nicely, to trim it back. His responses were always along the lines of “No” and “F*ck off.”
Finally, in the mid-90s, my grandmother retired, and received a large bonus from her employer for her 35 years of work. She took the money, and bought the empty lot on the other side of the neighbor, then went to a nursery and bought 16 mullberry trees, planting them along her property line, on both sides of his property. About 3 years ago, he became angry at the damage they were doing to his cars, and cut them all back without permission. My grandmother took him to court, and he was forced to reimburse her for the trees at a markup because they’d had 10 years to grow.

…. That is hardcore on a level I hardly knew existed.

Thats a level of salty i can only pray I achieve

not all heroes wear capes

bree-3po:

desbreaux:

I don’t get why people hate immigrants so much… Like they’re literally just… People… From another location….

My partner is an immigrant from the UK and still holds his citizenship. At a recent event, an acquaintance talked about how many “immigrants” get jobs over “Canadians” and they shouldn’t allowed to be management (which my partner is). My partner reaches across the table and goes “Hi, immigrant here!” and she goes “Oh I didn’t mean immigrants like you…” And you can so tell they just mean “brown people” or “Asian people” but they pretend it’s about jobs and shit.

pueya755:

I’m tearing up rn because I literally have been erasing my bad memories most of my life and what she describes in these tweets is exactly what’s been happening to me in this relationship. This is the closest to a logical explanation I’ve ever seen. I thought my loss of memory was a good thing because it is a way of shielding myself from the pain and being able to move forward with positivity but now I know exactly how I have been letting people abuse me and my good faith all my life. Fuck.

mack-o-lantern:

bnine-nine:

Happy May 18th everybody!

Oh, honey. We’re well into October.

konkeydongcountry:

helioscentrifuge:

jayunderscore:

I’m not even a manga fan and this really hit me in the feels.

#WHAT IS THIS SHIT #DID GOKU GIVE BIRTH TO NARUTO AND LUFFY
Akira Toriyama, the creator of Dragonball Z, was a huge mentor and friend to the creators of One Piece, Naruto, and Bleach. This is a callback to a recurring concept in Naruto, where a photo is shown of a much older master with their three students, all of whom are now masters of their own right teaching their own new team of students.

no, this is about goku and his three sons

casentine:

Tonight will be good.

goober826:

Some gems I found on the TAZ wiki.

moosemum:

YOU’RE DOING AMAZING, SWEETIE