funnytwittertweets:

ice-block:

You know that study that’s like “for years we thought bats must have great sonar because they never run into each other, then we got highspeed cameras and realized they actually crash into each other all the time” whenever I walk into a doorframe or a wall there’s a alien nature documentary guy in my head saying “we thought humans must have incredible balance due to their ability to be precise on 2 legs, but turns out they run into shit all the time”

derinthescarletpescatarian:

hiphopocliedes:

When you definitely didn’t rob a worksite

This man is an honourable merchant and I’m sure these bars are of the highest quality

moonlit-hedge:

shellysbees:

transparasite:

tastefullyoffensive:

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

Here’s the gif for anyone curious.

wordlephd-deactivated20230215:

the irreversible damage tiktok has done to news reporting, acting, choreographies, comedy, music and society as a whole

captain-snark:

rockshitty:

beardedmrbean:

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this. 

prawniscuous:

happy pride month!

louceph:

louceph:

critics are raving about morbius!

because of hardware limitations of the 3DS, I had to splice the movie up into 10 minute chunks and download them all separately.

this is in fact the best way to watch the movie, as it means I now not only have my own little chapter select screen, but I can also pace myself while watching in case I run into any kind of beasts (rats, ghouls) while in this sewer

darthbooks:

HAPPY REVENGE OF THE FIFTH!