you people think monster fucking is a new thing in the cultural zeitgeist????? when i was a kid everyone wanted to romance this handsome fellow
He may not have any nipple but neither did the fishguy.
That is one fuckable monster and they did it on purpose. why the fuck else would he be voiced by Kieth “sexy voice” David.
they have him be the only gargoyle in the beginning with an SO just so they can show “yeah he gets it on the regular”
and just like any other superhero he saves babes on the regular and yeah Detective Maza can take care of herself but it doesn’t hurt to have his hunky backup. he literally takes a bullet for her and helps her solve crimes.
and a relationship built on friendship and a good partner dynamic is the sexiest thing of all.
look at this picture and tell me they haven’t done did the do.
So we’re in a campaign where arcane magic was used to create the universe, and the sole remnant that remembered how to use it were just one race. There were actually Elder Gods too, the ones that actually did the making. Cue a new country, Magistrum, that teaches magic in its public schooling - the only one in the world. Now, since arcane magic was used to make the universe, mages basically tell the universe to go to the corner. However, since the race tried to destroy all knowledge of it, things were relatively stable. Suddenly, a major influx of mages making reality their chew toy. To paraphrase the DM:
“The Elder Gods and the very fabric of the universe are ground under the heel of Magistrum’s public education system.”
my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba
Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.
Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.
This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.
Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.
Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.
If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”
That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me
People who took the news of feathered dinosaurs like this:
And those who took it like this:
I hate it when people say “science ruined dinosaurs” as though dinosaurs are just some pop culture monster invention and not real things that existed and that we are continuing to make new discoveries about
Amen
Listen I don’t care if you think feathers on a dinosaur look stupid if a 9 ton apex predator is coming at you at 25 mph, you’re not going to laugh at its feathers. YOU’RE GOING TO HAUL ASS
Most of y’all are afraid of geese and they have feathers.
Imagine a 9 ton goose that’s about to fuck your shit up.
If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator.
You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage!
Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.
Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation
Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
