yarter:

thotzekage:

Can you imagine not being broke? I mean not even being rich but like having enough for rent and bills and food without having to scrape up change or ask for help.

Having enough money to get by

I’ve literally never had that much comfort.

littlenimart:

“Babe, I’m so happy to see ya I just wanna blow myself up so I can hold you.”

happy lich reunion ;w; i’m so happy lup got her body back so they could smooch the heck out of each other

noble-moon-art:

I meant to post this way sooner. I love these idiots with my entire heart

asgardreid:

bloodqueenmsk:

sapper-in-the-wire:

xenodile:

unregistered-hypercam2:

advertisingpics:

McDonald’s - “World is invited” [2506 x 3532]

Source: https://openpics.aerobatic.io/

can’t wait for the new McICBM pictured above

McDonald’s deploys the Thermonuclear Mac from locations around the globe, utterly annihilating the Czech Republic.

Status: McDEFCON 2

We’re McDone for, totally McFucked

McMutually Assured Destruction

isnt this one of the subplots of metal gear?

banishedquasiroyal:

hmmMMMmmM

annesqf:

SFM recreating of Awkward Zombie’s comic.

Katie’s comics are just the best, holy fuck <3

midtown120blues:

themathomhouse:

midtown120blues:

my goal is to be completely vaporized at disneyland so they cant take my body off the premises and pronounce me dead offsite

or, bring your own team of doctors and paramedics to pronounce you dead as soon as it happens so they’re stuck with it

I love the visual of me striding into Disneyland all smug with a confused team of doctors

tchallabread:

sadie96dr3amz:

he legit followed the onion bag account iconic

a true american icon

homestuckbloodswaps:

glitter6ug:

ifihadanocelot:

tiffanarchy:

thinksquad:

businessinsider.com/google-home-mini-accidentally-listening-to-users-2017-10 …

a “bug”

Originally posted by samisoffthewall

is it a bug or a feature………yes