andy-deer:

So.

Who killed him

captainclickycat:

aphony-cree:

joey-wheeler-official:

Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

The best man and worst man engage in Spy Vs Spy shenanigans until the wedding is done

Then they marry each other

joey-wheeler-official:

they’re called gacha games cause they gotcha you fucking sucker

luidilovins:

ipromiseyouiwilldosomething:

foxy-sierra:

gengarite:

he disconnected immediately afterwards

DEMOLISHED.

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mf got like two hits in

error-404-fuck-not-found:

imblacmajik:

Sounds about white

y’all, the racist restaurants are outing themselves and you’re really going to give them shit about it?  this is a perfect list of establishments to run into the ground, and they’re handing it to you free of charge.

conversely, if a space is marked “unsafe” on the app, you know it IS safe for anyone with common human decency and can be happy with your dining experience knowing you will be protected by staff and other patrons if a MAGAsshole wanders into your midst.

deal-right:

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I love him so much ahdnfkgk

urgohthewanderer:

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Happy 5 years to an enormous little game

crtter:

bonescaro:

roseverdict:

dum–bass:

purple-hamburger18:

queen-of-dirt:

sunniontheweb:

derinthemadscientist:

sufficientlylargen:

kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

i can’t believe superwholock existed as one the largest fandom(s) on this website. there hasn’t been a trace of it on my dashboard in years. No mention, no whisper. a ghost. i still follow people who reblogged it. i myself reblogged it. and yet here we are, not daring to ever mention it. im risking my life making this po

For those new to this site, “Superwholock” was the crossover fandom for the overlap of three of the biggest individual fandoms on tumblr - soup, the Finnish municipality of Perho, and Enlightenment philosopher John Locke.

Guys listen. Listen. At the start of this year, the year of our lord 2019, I was chatting to an actor in this play I was stage managing and she mentioned offhand that she’s thinking of getting a tattoo.

“Oh,” I say. “Of what?”

She looks a bit awkward. “Um. Have you ever heard of this thing called Superwholock?”

Let me tell you I aged about twenty years in the span of the next ten seconds where she started to explain Superwholock to me like it’s some new thing that’s just spawned into existence and I know, instinctively, that I will not survive this conversation, I am not strong enough, so I cut her off. “Uh, yeah. I know of Superwholock. I’ve been on Tumblr for a while.”

“What’s Tumblr?” she asks.

Guys… I think Superwholock is still out there. They just changed home base. I didn’t ask where her Superwholock community was because there are some things beyond mortal ken, some things that would surely drive one mad should one attempt to find them.

Pinterest. It’s Pinterest.

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What is happening

as someone who recently moved from pinterest to Tumblr, I can assure you superwholock lives on along with merlin, lotr, and ur weird ass posts about wanting a fandom themed school. 

i’m getting war flashbacks

THE ANCIENT TEXTS

“what’s tumblr” THEYRE JUST. ITS JUST SCREENSHOTS OF TUMBLR. ON PINTEREST. ITS STILL TUMBLR ITS JUST SCREENSHOTS

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how long until they try to make a convention for all of them to go to…

rslashrats:

skywolfpotato7:

rslashrats:

dawnoftheagez:

rslashrats:

dawnoftheagez:

but the fish would all die 

no they won’t i got water in my mouth it’s fine

NO BUT THE SHAKING 

it’s fine. they have seatbelts on

You have seat belts in your moth

yeah got them custom installed