Silver Tongue

redbeardace:

nextstepcake:

fuckyeahasexual:

sini-sterility:

fuckyeahasexual:

Rainbow capitalism is a cheap marketing tactic and Oreos posted an ace pride graphic but since corporate acknowledgement of asexuality is still so new I’m taken back by it every time

And honestly probably will buy some and through the following week when I hear yet another story about how fascists are in power in America I’ll have a cookie and think about how little, pointless things give hope.

wait, wHAT?!

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They aren’t donating to charity so it’s not like I’m gonna rush out and buy some but still it feels nice to be seen in places I’d never suspect.

Here’s the original! https://twitter.com/Oreo/status/1010310244164128768

This means people who hate aces don’t get cookies anymore.

whitepeopletwitter:
“Bad cop
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xagave:
“ Oh boy you know what time it is again? Acrylic charm preorder time, featuring More Characters But Not All Of Them because I ran out of time (I’ll have the rest in the next batch)
This time instead of IMing me you can buy them through Etsy...

xagave:

Oh boy you know what time it is again? Acrylic charm preorder time, featuring More Characters But Not All Of Them because I ran out of time (I’ll have the rest in the next batch)

This time instead of IMing me you can buy them through Etsy because it will be a lot easier for everyone lol

perfect-man3000:

homerunwebaddress:

Don’t worry, guys. I made a compilation of the best Griffin McElroy vines, so everything is going to be okay

Remember when I didn’t know who this was and then you all stepped in and I fell in love?

secretvideogamesecret:
“This may have been a hard read for you.
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secretvideogamesecret:

This may have been a hard read for you. 

pristinepastel:

9th-level-spell:

dat-soldier:

pondwitch:

pondwitch:

you wanna know how fucked up elder scrolls is? i’ll tell you how fucked up elder scrolls is. heres how fucking fucked up elder scrolls is

dwarves are taller than humans

Orcs are elves

A regular house cat can give birth to something that can grow into a 10 ft giant cat man with hopes and aspirations.

lizards grow on fUCKIN TREES

the elder scrolls themselves contain the games code

crucifix sims 2 mod……

snarthurt:

pizzaback:

snarthurt:

pizzaback:

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he died for our Sims……

incidentally this same modder made a street sign object that says exactly that

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well it seems ive been out done by a sims 2 modder and a decade ago at that. better dig a hole and jump in

chefpyro:

crispygoblintenderloin:

chefpyro:

i know exactly two games that take place in detroit and one is about robots wanting to become humans and the other is about humans wanting to become robots and clearly the latter is way cooler

Wait. What’s the one about humans wanting to become robots? Pls I gotta know.

well the protagonist in particular never asked for it but the rest of the people did it by choice

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where would robocop fall under this spectrum?

savagebeastrecords:
“ konekobasuluv:
“ epicjerbear:
“ ohgodhesloose:
“ wickdpleasures:
“ W…. T…. F…. ? ? ?
”
To quote legendary Chinese action star Sammo Huang, “I’m not out of shape, just fat.” ”
Forever reblog
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THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!
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savagebeastrecords:

konekobasuluv:

epicjerbear:

ohgodhesloose:

wickdpleasures:

W…. T…. F…. ? ? ?

To quote legendary Chinese action star Sammo Huang, “I’m not out of shape, just fat.”

Forever reblog

THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!

Here for it

thepineguardintern:

Imagining the Bonds between Taako, Magnus, and Merle constantly pulling them together before they finally “officially” meet in that bar. Just random hapinstances that they don’t even notice or remember.

-Taako baked the cakes for both Magnus’ and Merle’s weddings.

-Merle’s kids dragging him to Taako’s show

- Magnus fixing Taako’s caravan when it crashes in Ravens roost.

-Merle spreading the good news of pan door to door.

-Julia has somehow had long conversation with both Taako and Merle.

Just many little “so close yet so far moments” being extremely frustrating for a universe trying to push them together

at one point theyre all in neverwinter. Taako is looking into a shops window. His back facing the streets and his big hat is obscuring his face. Magnus walks past him trying to read a map and doesnt notice. Merle walks past him at the same time holding a large shrubbery. he accidentally bumps into magnus and without looking is like “oops, sorry” and magnust doesnt even notice.