Silver Tongue

embyrr922:

indianajjones:
bana05:
brightindie:
Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed
This is legit and people don’t realize it.
“hey what are you doing?”
“nothing”
“oh great! so you are avaliab-”
“no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.”
I’m
doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

you have to tell me at least 8 hours in advanced.

Me sitting down to do an essay: I should play some music. I shall play simple plan followed by natasha bedingfield.

7:54 minutes later: I have made a grave mistake

Small dogs are often labelled as being overly bossy or having ‘Napoleon syndrome’ or ‘small dog syndrome’ because of their tendency to readily employ distance-increasing behaviours. These can include barking, lunging, rushing, growling and snapping, as well as escape and avoidance (e.g. running away). Small dogs live in a world of giants.They are comparatively fragile, and even a friendly giant can hurt them if the play is too rough. Conversely, a small dog’s capacity to stand up for herself is limited by how far she can escalate matters… Even when small dogs are trying to move away, some large dogs (and many humans) approach them and greet them. It is little wonder that many small dogs learn to switch to a more forceful strategy. When all the whispers, polite requests and active attempts to avoid fail, but yelling sometimes works, then yelling will become the preferred option. Small dogs cannot be judged poorly for making that choice: life is not so easy for them.Next time you encounter a small dog, take the time to think what might have influenced their behaviour. Help them out by giving them the opportunity to be the master of their own destiny and have a choice in how the interaction proceeds.

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—	Making Dogs Happy by Dr Melissa Starling and Prof Paul McGreevy (via blueboyluca)

bettycrockerscookbook:

bettycrockerscookbook:
bettycrockerscookbook:
Andrew Hussie: has his characters sit on a ship for 3 years outrunning evil immortal creatures that want to kill them that they’ll have to confront when they get to their new universe
Griffin McElroy: Hold my beer
Andrew Hussie: ends his project with a lesbian wedding that only lasts one snapchat frame
Griffin McElroy: HOLD MY FUCKIN BEER
This post has 6000 notes on it
I am going to one of the graphic novel signings later this year
If I can get this post to 10000 notes before then, in four months, I promise I will print and frame this and take it to try and get signed by the man himself, or at least gift if that can not be done

andrew hussie: has a running joke about transportation between floor levels thats just them falling

griffin mcelroy: hold my beer