purelyundecided:

joey-wheeler-official:

no-templars-here:

player: that’s not in the rules!

GM:

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These kinds of dms deserve old man henderson

Rules lawyer players are the worst dude. the DM is there to make a good story, the rules come secondary.

if the DM is doing their job right nobody should complain about the rulings as long as they aren’t trying to find stupid loopholes in specific wordings.

honeymoon
rose, sprawled across the bed, phone in hand: Siri, are nectarines just peaches for heterosexuals?
kanaya: Can You Ask Her If Kay Jewelers Has A Refund Policy Also Because Im Starting To Think That This Wedding Band Wasnt My Smartest Buy
rose, after about six seconds of typing: Custom engraved items are permanent, unfortunately.
kanaya: If I Offered My Wedding Band To A Humble Nectarine Farmer In Exchange For Her Wares How Many Barrels Of Delicious Valid Fruit Do You Think I Would Leave With
rose: Maybe like four?
kanaya: Hmm
kanaya: Do You Think I Could Persuade Her To Bump It Up To Five
rose: You're really stanning these cheap imitations? They're corporate fruit, Kanaya.
kanaya: Oh But You Were Completely At Peace With Them A Few Minutes Ago When You Thought They Were Just Quote Weird Oranges Unquote
rose: Listen,
kanaya: Those Are Tangerines Rose Theyre Two Different Things
rose: You should have thought to put this in our vows, if it's a genuine dealbreaker.
kanaya: I Figured It Went Without Saying
giantneuroticgoblin:
“ julieyumi:
“ 妖魔鬼怪快啲走
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
“Spirits, demons, ghosts, monsters, quickly leave” ”
So the words of power were just Uncle saying “get the fuck out” ”

giantneuroticgoblin:

julieyumi:

妖魔鬼怪快啲走
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
“Spirits, demons, ghosts, monsters, quickly leave”

So the words of power were just Uncle saying “get the fuck out”?

kerosene:

k0nahrik:

kerosene:

GOD does anyone remember the rivalry between “fandom/hipster” blogs before it morphed into the dichotomy of “shitpost” and “aesthetic” blogs and then, whatever it is we’re all doing now

we’re all just pissing in our cups right now

we sure are

katswenski:

My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

cookie-waffle:
“ hey guys I made more
”

cookie-waffle:

hey guys I made more

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patchkin:

I haven’t drawn in a while but the urge to shitpost was too strong.

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

please watch this video of Tay Zonday streaming Team Fortress 2 for the first time. just watch the first 45 seconds then skip to literally anywhere else beyond that point in the video

Every now and then someone starts this trending again and the wave of notes reminds me that it is still my favourite video on the Internet

dizorthegnome:
“ togaydemaru:
“ eevee-nicks:
“ Actual line from the players guide. Samus is canonically not afraid of looking silly.
I don’t know why but that just made my day even better than it already is.
” ”

dizorthegnome:

togaydemaru:

eevee-nicks:

Actual line from the players guide. Samus is canonically not afraid of looking silly.

I don’t know why but that just made my day even better than it already is.

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Xefros and Aradia? Same blood?
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