Silver Tongue

sqvalors:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

replacing curses in sentences with harmless words like heck and then sometimes even censoring heck to “h*ck” is a good meme but an even better one would be, like, censoring the wrong word in a sentence entirely. example:

go fuck yours*lf

example A

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mrcreepypasta:
“Finally got my Wailord
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looks like a silcoon

mrcreepypasta:

Finally got my Wailord

looks like a silcoon

when a player misses a session so their character has to dissapear for a while

thegmsighs:

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when the monk couldnt make it, i gave his character food poisoning from a fantasy vegas buffet.

yesterdaysprint:
“Lexicon Balatronicum: A Dictionary of Buckish Slang, University Wit, and Pickpocket Eloquence, London, 1811
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yesterdaysprint:

Lexicon Balatronicum: A Dictionary of Buckish Slang, University Wit, and Pickpocket Eloquence, London, 1811

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Originally posted by excitementshewrote

puffballpotato:

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this is the funniest thing i read today

femoids:
“ NICE
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/amazon-workers-immigration-jeff-bezos-ibm-nazi-protest-a8411601.html
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wessasaurus-rex:
“ rockthatlookslikeafacerock:
“ dakhla92:
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reblogging purely for the reaction image, i can’t stop laughing
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CRYING
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meet me in an ally behind the arbys and i’ll give you proof

wessasaurus-rex:

rockthatlookslikeafacerock:

dakhla92:

reblogging purely for the reaction image, i can’t stop laughing

CRYING

meet me in an ally behind the arbys and i’ll give you proof

robinthemagicbirdprincess:

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE WRITERS THINKING

These kind of gags are my favourite. This and the spongebob one are my top two

showerthoughtsofficial:

No matter how synchronized synchronized swimmers are, they’ll never be as synchronized as someone that keeps unlocking the car door for you to get in and you keep pulling the handle at the same time.