Silver Tongue

iapislazuli:

imn thinking about how pre scratch earth ended in april 2009 and minecraft was first released in may of 2009 so the beta kids wouldnt know what minecraft is and the alpha kids would 

shiftingpath:

prokopetz:

I have a math textbook that illustrates the concept of geometric progressions by pointing out that if there were to be a single-elimination tournament involving every human being on Earth, we’d only need 33 rounds to determine a champion, and now I’m trying to imagine the tournament that would give every human being on Earth a fair shot.

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hook everyone up to a computer. put them into global minecraft hugnergames. when you die in the game you die for real

incorrectlozbotwquotes:

Calamity Ganon: *waking up* Oh sorry I fell asleep waiting on you to make me a sandwich!

Zelda: *sealing him away* Go back to sleep. And Starve.

ryumako:

yelnatszeroni:

unicornkin:

I just kind of love how people are like “omg Incredibles 2 has swearing and alchohism it’s so dark and obviously meant for adults” like y’all, Brad Bird films are like this.

The first Incredibles literally had a man attempt to kill himself

also the swears are like “damn” and “hell” which aren’t really swears to begin with like i can think of ten other kids movies that have those words in them. call me when frozone says fuck or something then i’ll consider it 

let frozone say fuck

In addition to suicide attempts, incredibles 1 also had a teenager dying and what was framed to look like an affair

padawanlost:

Believe me, I understand clunky dialogue.

spitexchange:
“ djpaulyd:
“ poutypetulant:
“Made my own
”
edgy bitch and dumbass bastard
”
depressed thot
”

spitexchange:

djpaulyd:

poutypetulant:

Made my own

edgy bitch and dumbass bastard

depressed thot

phantomrose96:

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phantomrose96:

Dog breeds are all just…. fan content that humans made of God’s ‘The Wolf’

Chihuahuas are just…. Wolf Chibis

Border Collies are Farm AU

Huskies respect canon a lot but like… goofier

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Visual Shitpost

Borzoi:

Anime Proportion

Anime style

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  • Curvy
  • Very Long Leggy
  • Alien Face
  • Very Skinny
  • Very Tol
  • Wild Hair
  • Tail Sometimes