i can’t remember now what i was researching, but somewhere in the last couple of years i ran across an article somewhere looking at the cost of ellen’s coming out, specifically in the context of how deliberately curated the reclamation of her image on the first several years of her talk show was. how non-threatening. how neutered. how careful she (was/had to be) not to say anything that was too… well… gay for mid-afternoon middle america. i think the article touched on how she still made a statement with her presence and presentation, including dancing in a way that was very deliberately designed not to be packaged for the male gaze, and of course following her relationship with and wedding to portia etc that’s gone by the wayside quite a bit. but it’s still just really fucking cool to look at a woman who thought she might never work again after the backlash from ‘the puppy episode’ and see her now just flat-out going ‘straight people are ridiculous, guys, amirite’ without apology.
this is from the wikipedia page for hades and have no idea if it’s true or not but i really hope it is because there are few things funnier to me than the idea of hades in the underworld banging on the ceiling with a broomstick because the mortals upstairs are slapping the earth at 3 am to get his attention
5 or so people have tagged this with ‘1-800-ARE YOU SLAPPING’ and i’d just like to say y’all are people after my own heart
little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.
AHAHAHAHAHAH
hahahahahahaha
*wiping a single tear from my eye*
that is the SADDEST attempt at bullshit i’ve read in a while on here.
did you know that before they decided on a cgi baby for the twilight movie they had planned to use this ANIMATRONIC baby
feel like this also begs the question: why did the people who were in charge of this consider two alternatives for this character instead of just, like, a real human baby. i can’t imagine you couldn’t just nab some newborn off a crew member or friend
…
I want to die!!!!
this is the funniest post I’ve seen on tumblr in forever
I have never seen these movies in their entirety and was unaware there was a cgi baby in it so I am posting this gif of a scene I discovered was genuinely used in the movie twilight unironically
Is that when the werewolf falls in love with the baby
Because that was a thing, the werewolf falls in love with the baby
“Oh I wasn’t in love with YOU! I was in love with the baby inside of you all along.” Because that’s a regular thing to write, STEPHANIE. MEYER.
can you blame him i mean that is one hot baby
SO THATS WHERE IT COMES FROM IVE BEEN USING
FOR YEARS I NEVER KNEW IT WAS FROM TWILIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA
what the fuck
reason why they didn’t use a real baby: who would trust vampires and werewolves with their child?
They say that the crew who made her had lost the animatronic and that she is still out there. Aparently some of the crew members are afraid to find her again
This was a weird and wild ride from start to finish.
I, for one, hope that animatronic is in Hell where it belongs. lol
God, I really wish I played Fallout New Vegas around the time it was released. I can only imagine the joy of convincing your friends who were also disappointed with Fallout 3 to buy New Vegas just by spoiling the kind of bullshit that happens in the game completely out of context
Me: “So the angry mailman finally arrives at Las Vegas, which is just like the real one. That Woody Robot stalker I told you about tells him to visit Walt Disney and his robot girlfriend, but my mailman is PISSED and goes straight to Chandler Bing’s casino for an express delivery of whoop-ass. I end up having a drink with Chandler and he tells me about how he became the leader of his tribe of dudes in suits and his plan of conquering the shitty desert with Disney’s animatronics.”
Friend: “…huh. Wasn’t Elvis the boss of Las Vegas though?”
Me: “No, Elvis and his cute cyborg dog rule Las Vegas’ ghetto, although the murderous laser merchants and that brothel with the ghoul cowboy prostitute and robot fister are pretty influential too. These factions are very complex”
Me: “My current companion is a lady specialized in stealth.”
Friend: “Don’t tell me she’s one of those cliche sexy spy ladies clad in black and-”
Me: “ She is a sweet sweet grandma who was turned into a Nightkin, a sneaky Super Mutant.
She tells me about her grandchildren all the time and how she used to bake them cookies and stuff, she’s so nice!”
Friend: “…she is what?”
Me: “Her weapon is a bigass sword. Well, actually it’s a helicopter blade she strapped to a piece of wood using leather belts, but she uses it as a sword.”
Friend: “Are you making this up as you go?”
Me: “She has Dissociative Identity Disorder but she’s already on meds and I think mailman is a very supportive friend! She is his grandma now. Here’s a pic of her.”
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
