Silver Tongue

reallycoolsoup:

botprince:

afloweroutofstone:

I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it

So slightly unrelated but still relevant, generally when I come across an ad that just really fuckin annoys me for whatever reason I’ll go into Google and just type different variations of “I hate ‘x’ product” like 5 times until googles algorithm picks it up an I never see an ad for that product again. It’s amazing.

Use that cooperate spyware to your advantage

whosawhatawutchamacallit:

When someone asks what I’m smiling at on my phone

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gomboc123:
“ my-words-are-light:
“Yeah, that’s pretty much it.
” ”

smuganimebitch:

tumblr talks a big game about monster fucking but you guys see one velociraptor blowjob and suddenly you’re all clutching your pearls and fainting

buttcheekpalmkang:
“Who’s gonna tell him?
”

buttcheekpalmkang:

Who’s gonna tell him?

I legit used to hate your buzzfeed comics so much, but now you're alright!

adamtots:

jakoski:

adamtots:

loudkittyunknown:

beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202:

who the fuck cares

So…I almost unfollowed you because of this comment. I didn’t because I like your work…but…I kinda think you might be the kind of person that hates others and can’t accept any feedback. I haven’t unfollowed cause I hope I’m wrong.

who 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 cares

I’m not gonna lie, Adam. You’re kind of a dick. And kind kind of, I mean seriously.

Tell me something I don’t know!

nudityandnerdery:

slyspeaker:

nudityandnerdery:

Since last year, I’ve seen this headline around a lot as a description of our current political divide:

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But it wasn’t until today that I found out there was a response article to it:

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Seriously, this shit would be cartoonish and unbelievable in fiction, and yet someone actually wrote it.

Isn’t there a word about being compelled to do something against your will? Call me silly but I was under the impression that this is, you know, generally a bad thing.

I’m sorry that “saying you should care about people and not be a selfish asshole” is such an oppressive and awful thing to hear. Life must be a real struggle for you, having been attacked by things like Mr. Rogers and Sesame Street as a child.

hypodronic:

Honestly, “abolish ICE” is the conservative position. “Try them all for crimes against humanity” is the rational centrist position. Mob justice is the modestly progressive position by now.