Silver Tongue

a-perplexing-puzzle:

kinda sucks for Zelda that she went to three sacred springs and heard nothing whereas Link can roll up to any dinky old goddess statue and Hylia’s just like, “oh hey man, what’s good, got any orbs?”

seshrat:

seshrat:

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

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this is absolutely what they’ve done

Do you help Jane make cakes?
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bogleech:
“ devilishdescent:
“HEY SCOOBY DOO WHAT THE FUCK
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the fact that “puss” was just slang for “face” at the time doesn’t even make it better because Shaggy still pointed right at Frankenstein’s wife standing right there and loudly called her...

bogleech:

devilishdescent:

HEY SCOOBY DOO WHAT THE FUCK

the fact that “puss” was just slang for “face” at the time doesn’t even make it better because Shaggy still pointed right at Frankenstein’s wife standing right there and loudly called her not just ugly, but ugly enough to be humorous to him

the-cats-pajamboree:

ask-me-about-loom:

thecaskofamontillado:

this is literally almost too much to take in

i could not recognize travis at all without the beard, for a full minute i thought he was just some random kid who joined in the picture

justin: compressed .jpeg of him present day dressed in gym clothes

travis: unrecognizable lanky surfer boy who randomly joined this photo of complete strangers

griffin: face of a porcelain doll, body dressed in the style of a npc in tony hawk pro skater 2

adamtots:

Kiki’s Delivery Service 2018

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fetalpile:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

im going outside to smoke. hope i dont run into any goblins

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Not a Star Wars DnD

yourplayersaidwhat:

* Our party is losing a fight with Manticore *

DM: So what is your next move?

* Everyone is out of options *

Warrior: …What is it!

DM: What?

Warrior: I see a strange light underneath a small rock…

DM: …And?

Warrior: …and you won’t believe this but…there was….a LIGHTSABER!

DM: Don’t

zagreus:

flame-cat:

im bout to trigger yalls fight or flight reflexes

“i baked you a pie”

“oh boy! what flavor?”

this didn’t trigger my fight or flight reflex it just made me yearn for a simpler, more innocent time

how to trigger fight or flight;
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH

yourantagonist:

i love that every pokémon is someone’s favourite pokémon. it doesn’t matter how much you dislike a pokémon or how forgettable you you think a design is, out there is someone who thinks it’s their baby. my coworker who only discovered pokémon through pokémon go absolutely loves tangela and has a small army of fully powered up ones. at an expo once i saw a woman at a booth desperately trying to find an onix plushie because it was her daughter’s absolute favourite. i talked with someone recently who announced sudowoodo as their tippy top favourite. every single one is loved by someone and idk, i think that’s gotdang heartwarming