It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
Being present in other people’s consciousness is such a weird concept.
Like to some people I’m a valued friend that they think about a lot. to others I’m the barista that makes their drink just the way they like. or just someone they passed at the store and instantly forgot. or the guy on the internet who keeps insisting stuart little is a homosexual
straight people keep telling me homophobia isnt even a problem in 2018, and yet…
*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?” *matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”
sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off bucky barnes: i think i just need help sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
