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p-pamda:
“Summer themed things :’0
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p-pamda:

Summer themed things :’0

kyleisartificiallyflavored:

@traitor-boyfriend mentioned the couch gag so ofc as soon as i saw it i had to upload it

jake-richmond:
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sindri42:
“ celticpyro:
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“ sageayanna:
“ kofangel:
“ poinko:
“ jasoncanty01:
“ superllama42:
“ superllama42:
“ champagne-zaddy:
“ fabulousjessie:
“ I found a Pokemon book at Toys R Us and…
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This took a dark spin and I wasn’t ready
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sindri42:

celticpyro:

camalilium:

sageayanna:

kofangel:

poinko:

jasoncanty01:

superllama42:

superllama42:

champagne-zaddy:

fabulousjessie:

I found a Pokemon book at Toys R Us and…

This took a dark spin and I wasn’t ready

I looked this up and by “bike gang” they apparently meant literal bicycles.

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Upon further research, James was in the same gang and had to use training wheels.

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I was at first going to say “I thought every  one knew this” and then I remembered “Duh Not everyone is as old as me… “  T_T  god I’m old.

Dont gloss over the part where she also went to nursing school to become a Pokemon Center Nurse. She flunked out but made best friends with a Chansey! Basically everything in that blurb has happened at some point in the anime 

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I don’t think the thing with her mom was though, that was released as a radio play. Madame Boss (Giovanni’s mother) Sent Jessie’s mom (in Japan known as Miyamoto) and tried to convince Mew to let her catch it by showing it a picture of Jessie

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CAN WE FUCKIN DITCH ASH AND MAKE THESE 3 LOSERS THE MAIN PROTAGONISTS

So… the reason why Giovanni keeps Jesse around is because his mother ruined Jesse’s life by taking away her mother, and he feels guilty about it? 

It actually kinda makes sense,

I can’t believe Mew fucking murdered Jessie’s mom

Please, just give me a spinoff series about Team Rocket.

There’s actually a lot of reasons for Giovanni to keep these guys around. Like, they’re really bad at actual crime and basically never turn a profit, so he was understandably pissed at them for a lot of the first couple seasons and revoked their funding a few times, but then? They started to save the world. Every time Ash got into some seriously apocalyptic shit, Team Rocket was there to back him up. And they have been instrumental in society/the world/the fabric of spacetime remaining intact at least a dozen times by now.

Now, Giovanni is not a good person, but he is a practical man. You cannot run a profitable criminal empire when everybody is dead or money has no meaning. And ever since MewTwo escaped there’s approximately fuck all he can do to stop most of the forces intent on demolishing the planet he does business on and, by extension, his business. But all the evidence suggests that if he continues to supply these couple losers with fresh hot air balloons and giant vacuum cleaners every few weeks and then leaves them to do whatever stupid shit they’re doing, the world will remain safe for years to come. And he may not have any clue as to how or why this works, but you do not get to be in control of the most powerful criminal organization in the world by questioning results.

I wonder how many times he tested this? like, do you think he cut their funding on the second and third film and thats when he realized it?

thehighladyelf:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

yogurt-gun:

tin-pan-ali:

john mulaney’s dad looks about like how i imagined

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‘you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair’ 

“God can’t hear you.”

“One black coffee”

I don’t know about yall, but I know too much about this man’s life for this to the the first time I’ve ever seen a picture of him

he looks like a mix between Robert Mueller and mr rogers

arosu-sama:

pencilbrony:

greyartpost:

b3nnimarru:

jargwellprescott:

greyartpost:

jargwellprescott:

Season 1 was a simpler time

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Fluttershy might have a problem.

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Fluttershy no

swagfable:

kuringmundo:

kylesquips:

kylesquips:

The world of modern aesthetics owes so much to Jean Pettine yall dont even know

To clarify, shes the graphic designer of EVERY can and container of AriZona tea


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damn she knows how to choose her colors

her website is literally a picture of the arizona green tea bottle and her contact info

what a legend

angel-baez:

One of the last episodes of Clarence was entirely made up of improvised dialogue and it was amazing

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its the home movies guy and hes not gonna rent to his coach

imperialfistsspacemarine:
“ gamergate-news:
“You don’t mess with the booty
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He had a beautiful ass god damn it! Give it back to him!
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imperialfistsspacemarine:

gamergate-news:

You don’t mess with the booty

He had a beautiful ass god damn it! Give it back to him!