yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: (ooc, looking at book stuff) Oooh, Elemental Planes!

Player: Is mayonnaise on there?

DM: Mayonnaise is not an elemental plane, Patrick.

aspiringwatcher:

kawaiijohn:

you:  single pure ships are the only way to ship without being problematic

me, an intellectual:

you are missing the outer rim

suddenlyoranges:

coffeeandspentbrass:

oldsoulactual:

“Okay, quiet now, please. And now Bartek will show us how to piss off a sniper.”

He ded.

grain-entrapment:

matthewsagan:

whyisitsohotuphere:

grain-entrapment:

matthewsagan:

@grain-entrapment

No!!! What the fuck!!!

new concept: very tall n slim too slim for a person to fall in but same volume

You asked for it. You got it:

STOP!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

What about one that is the shape of a man but very giant

personal-sig:

I remember making this blog just to be in the tag then I forgot I m. O

💀[They/Them;He/Him]💀

you could 100% do a rad richie tozier cosplay

adhd-queer:

if you make fun of someone’s hyperfixation because you think it’s cringey or childish i will actually appear at the end of your bed at 2am with a fucking knife

lumsel:

delxaz:

buzzfeed:

weirdbuzzfeed:

Garfield Creator Jim Davis Denies That Jon Drinks Dog Semen In A 1990 Comic Strip

g o o d b y e

Here’s the bit of the article where he says what it is

Dog Semen is Jim Davis’ Cow Tools

wheresanegg:

i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it

swagintherain:

Because fox are paid nazi lovers

jasper-rolls:

this exchange is like a microcosm of all internet discourse