cryingexercises:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

me, an ancient greek who likes to spread gossip that will later be considered myths and legends

Originally posted by thevortexofourminds

toteslegitfoxnews:

lebritanyarmor:

thatpettyblackgirl:

Never even stopped taking a sip of beer!

LMFAOOOO

He doesn’t even ‘knock her to the ground’ like their tweet says. He smacks her with the food and her drunk ass falls over.

landorus:

dennys:

papasuislide:

dennys:

Delicious fun for the whole family! Or just one person!

Is Denny’s even advertising anymore

We sell pancakes

Not like fucking ihop

*ihob

aballstars:

Ah Giselle, my favorite yellow horse

marvelsmostwanted:

Here’s a call script for your Senators and/or representatives - scroll down to “Tell your members of Congress: Condemn the Trump administration’s separation of families.” This is especially important if you live in a red state. Trump is trying to claim that the separation of families is due to a “law” enacted by Democrats - there is no such law. This is a Trump administration policy. It’s important for Republicans to know we don’t believe his lies, and that we know exactly who is responsible for this. Calling Democratic members of Congress helps, too - even if they already support keeping families together at the border, it will help to continue to encourage them to take action.

The bill is S.3036, the Keep Families Together Act. You can read it here.

Find an event near you: familiesbelong.org 

#FamiliesBelongTogether

yourplayersaidwhat:

This is a Homestuck-based fansession that had a major D&D-like battle at the end, and it was all-out chaos.
My character was the Rogue of Time, a need-to-know detail, because she could steal short parts of time for her allies. It’s related to what’s about to happen.

OOC Rogue: Is talking a free action?
OOC basically Fighter: yeah, sure. As long as you get your post in before 5 minutes.
OOC Rogue: Sweet.
IC Rogue: She stands defiantly, with her hat tipped downwards. FRAYMOTIF: Time Shenanigans! Time is stopped for five turns.
OOC Fighter/Mik: Sweet, you basically skipped everyone else’s turns, so I can do this. [Basically, the Black King starts the meteors.]
IC Rogue: OhGodIamABSOLUTESHITatmyjob. [Time was sped up for her own self.]

And then came the Scratch and being flung at the Scratch Mechanism. But that’s a story for never.

mbulteau:

yurujoeri:

This is your new Nintendo mascot, say something nice about him.

I’ve spent the last few years calling this as a joke, I never expected it to be a thing

I’m certainly not disappointed

it like when leo won an oscar or when the hoenn remake was finally made.
Now we just need waluigi in smash

sjotter:

ewanothersideblog:

hunk-is-an-anti:

sjotter:

trash-biscuit:

solaena:

sjotter:

gerbthenerd:

sjotter:

Just because I’m a gay man doesn’t mean I wouldn’t die for lesbians if u don’t fight for the gals then ur a weak cowards. This goes DOUBLE for trans lesbians they’re stronger than any us marine

As a lesbian, I appreciate your kind words, sir, and offer to do the same for gay men in any time of need. This solidarity is wonderful

I will kill anyone who crosses u

As a bi, I will defend gay men, lesbians, and absolutely trans lesbians, with my life. I’m a battle axe bi, my bitches, don’t mess with my fam.

The OP is really toxic toward hetero allies supporting lgbt , harrasing them and call them names. What is your damn problem?

Do you even know what pride means? Respect for everyone and not purposely excluding these people who also support you.

Kids these days.

The fujoshi is tryina tell me what pride means this is top tier irony

I can’t believe us gays are oppressing the cishets,,, step aside lgbtq+ community, the str8s are the real courageous oppressed people here

@trash-biscuit  “ Do you even know what pride means? “

Yeah motherfucker, its about oppressed a group coming out to show that even though y’all wanna kill us that we aren’t gonna back down

Everything else is about you, leave us the fuck alone on the few months we have

HELLO????

HELLO??????

I would love to see that.
“your honor, these people insulted me on the internet because i fetishize them”

mbulteau:

shitpost-senpai:

radiofreemagica:

My girlfriend pointed out to me that Doomguy is canonically celibate (as stated by John Carmack), and a devout Catholic (as stated in the Doom novels).

Now this isn’t news, it’s info that’s been available for at least a decade. But she’s also pointed out what this _means_:

Doomguy is qualified to be Pope.

ACTION POPE

the smoke would have to be red, but I’m in

doomguy would be an amazing pope. He would have absolutely no tolerance for evangelists who abuse the bible to further their own greed and hate