Silver Tongue

theunwrittenman:

beauismyboo:

Matt’s face when Marisha said 37 was priceless

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What I love about this is that you can see the DM thought process that goes through his head.  The initial shock at the high number, the first little eye twitch as he runs the math in his head to see if that’s possible. Then him maintaining his shock as he goes on to the next person because he has no time to let this phase him, he’s the Dungeon Master and he has a god damn game to run. 

People say playing D&D is an emotional rollercoaster, but being DM is like riding several rollercoasters all at the same time across parallel dimensions. You are simultaneously audience, arbitrator, improviser, referee, and narrator: I honestly think it’s the best damn workout your greymatter can possess short of being outright possessed. 

whatevenisaquid:

chefpyro:

Why is no one talking about how turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic?

Friendly reminder that the taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute. ♥♡♥(ꈍᴗꈍ)♥♡♥

using deadly battleships to set up a blockade in attempt to stop trade with the small planet naboo is so valid.

flabbergasted-and-inspired:

anyone else see that?

trilllizard666:

trilllizard666:

I still can’t get over how Kratos opens wooden treasure chests in God of War 2018. He just fuckin. Punches through the lid and grabs what the fuck he wants.

A D&D Style Mimic Chest Monster When Kratos Approaches And It Seen Him Punch Thru The Top Lid Of A Genuine Chest Nearby

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hufflepuffkat:

the-modern-typewriter:

“Shh, it’s alright,” the villain said. “You’re doing beautifully and I’m so proud of you. But that’s enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me - you could never have won. It’s not your fault.”

The ancient and powerful villain may have had a calm and gentle face as he spoke, but he was furious, not at the hero, but the gods for continually sending kids and teenagers to fight their battles.

pragmatic villains are amazing

tembrium:

Smash lobby jokes.

okay but considering the reason why ganondorf went evil (i mean without getting into demises curse) im pretty sure that the BOTW zelda and link would have been 100% down for providing aid to the gerudo.

machine-dove:
“ Other cartoons that the publisher refused to print before firing Rogers:
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machine-dove:

Other cartoons that the publisher refused to print before firing Rogers:

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yumesy:
“doomed timeline johnkat
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yumesy:

doomed timeline johnkat

hustlerose:

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super slick nazi masterfully destroys the LGBT community from within!