pissvortex:

Many scholars would agree that Sun Wukong from Journey to the West is based on the Hindu deity Hanuman, who was first mentioned in the Rigveda around 1500 BCE and featured heavily in the Ramayana epic. Sun Wukong is known as Son Gokū in Japanese, and Goku from Dragon Ball, known in Japan as Son Goku, is a very explicit allegory to Journey to the West. According to The Goddess in India: The Five Faces of the Eternal Feminine By Devdutt Pattanaik, Hanuman, known for his celibacy and martial prowess, was worshiped as a patron deity for wrestlers and other martial artists who believed that they could achieve superhuman strength through celibacy. (x)

So basically what I’m saying is that Goku NoFap memes are theologically significant and have a historical precedent spanning back 3500+ years,

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desperate-acts-of-capitalism:

feyariel:

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Mitch Mcconnell was 24 in 1966

In 1966, 600$ is the equivalent of 4,819.06$

mandalora:

dr-teatime:

corruptedbonecharm:

corruptedbonecharm:

SO THE NEWS HUH

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EVERYTHINF ALWAYS HAPPENS SO MUCH

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Can I just top this off with

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possumgurl69:

imagine you’re on a road trip with the love of your life and your boyfriend like, insists you pick up this fucked up little hitchhiker who’s like 4 feet tall and looks like he’s literally about to die, then you hear the hitchhiker conspiring to KILL you and your boyfriend and steal your shit, so you tell your boyfriend and he’s like “oh no he’s harmless you’re lying” and basically this fucked up danny devito sized slimeball breaks up your relationship and your boyfriend leaves you on the side of the road!! that’s what happened to samwise gamgee.

gnsan:

no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly

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Originally posted by munkustrap2019

ytphobia:

btw this isn’t the extent of the horrors white supremacists will enact. the real horrors will start as they return to their communities with the high of having broken into the fucking capitol with guns and bombs and having been protected by the police and the president. the real horrors will be enacted on poc and Black ppl specifically now that white supremacists know they can do whatever the fuck they want with guaranteed protection, they will not be enacted on congressmen. it’s not your politicians you have to worry about. pelosi will be just fine.

jin-shrekyao:

liking fucked up characters gives me evil serotonin

it’s like regular serotonin but sexier

jethroholy:

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Well there’s only 3 million other characters he could be playing

girlbosshannibal:

i dont want to see anyone acting like this was spontaneous or mentioning “2020 never ended” at all considering this was literally fucking planned out in the open, for everyone to see

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